Ed Sheeran Opener Replacing Macklemore Already Dropped for Saying ‘Free America’
Just hours after Macklemore announced he’d been dropped by Ed Sheeran’s Loop tour for saying “Free Palestine,” his replacement has reportedly also already been...
Mayor Wilson Accused of Being Witch After Making Both Route 8 Bus and Denny Car Traffic Faster
Business leaders across the city came together today to accuse Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson of being a witch after somehow making both a bus...
Bumbershoot Crowd Walks Out After Investigation Finds Festival Named After Umbrella
All Bumbershoot attendees walked out of Seattle Center en masse today after an investigation confirmed the music festival was named after an old-timey term...
New PNW Edition Prius Includes Extra Mirrors to Watch Drivers Behind Them Go Nuts
Today Toyota revealed its all-new, highly anticipated 2027 Pacific Northwest Edition Prius, which for the first time ever comes with extra mirrors so that...
Mariners Kick Off Football Season with 0-22 Shutout Loss Against the Brewers
The Seattle Mariners kicked off the fall football season Tuesday night with allowing the Milwaukee Brewers to score three touchdowns plus a conversion in...
Sound Transit Threatens to Unleash Dark Rail If Riders Keep Ignoring Posted Warnings
Today local public transit authority Sound Transit officials said that if light rail riders keep ignoring posted warning signs about standing at a safe...
Report: Canada Geese Tourism to United States Down 85%
In yet another negative impact on the U.S. economy as the tariff wars between the neighboring North American nations escalate, today a report confirmed...
SPD Wondering What’s Taking Mayor Katie Wilson So Long to Find Second Shooting Suspect
Two days after a tragic shooting that killed three people at Seattle Center, Seattle Police Department officials say confusion and questions continue to swirl...
Critics Slam Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson for Causing Another 9/11
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson continued to be accused of not taking the city’s public safety seriously enough today after people in Denny Triangle said...
Family That Left Food Out on Porch for St. Jimothy Wakes Up to Yard Full of Presents
After leaving pet food out on the porch overnight in hopes St. Jimothy soon would be there, one Ballard family woke up this morning...
