Cars Return to Spawn at Pike Place
Crowds of pedestrian shoppers watched in awe this week as cars—after more than a year away—somehow found their way back to Pike Place to...
New AI Literacy Program Awards Students Free Pizza If They Don’t Know How to Read Books Anymore
Thanks to a generous new grant from Microsoft and the Gates Foundation, a new AI literacy program is awarding Seattle students a free personal...
Ed Sheeran Opener Replacing Macklemore Already Dropped for Saying ‘Free America’
Just hours after Macklemore announced he’d been dropped by Ed Sheeran’s Loop tour for saying “Free Palestine,” his replacement has reportedly also already been...
Mayor Wilson Accused of Being Witch After Making Both Route 8 Bus and Denny Car Traffic Faster
Business leaders across the city came together today to accuse Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson of being a witch after somehow making both a bus...
Bumbershoot Crowd Walks Out After Investigation Finds Festival Named After Umbrella
All Bumbershoot attendees walked out of Seattle Center en masse today after an investigation confirmed the music festival was named after an old-timey term...
Tennessee Legislators Demand Genital Check of Starbucks Mermaid
Starbucks’ bumpy road to relocating much of its workforce to Nashville, Tenn. continued today after the state’s transphobic legislators demanded a genital check of...
New PNW Edition Prius Includes Extra Mirrors to Watch Drivers Behind Them Go Nuts
Today Toyota revealed its all-new, highly anticipated 2027 Pacific Northwest Edition Prius, which for the first time ever comes with extra mirrors so that...
Mariners Kick Off Football Season with 0-22 Shutout Loss Against the Brewers
The Seattle Mariners kicked off the fall football season Tuesday night with allowing the Milwaukee Brewers to score three touchdowns plus a conversion in...
Sound Transit Threatens to Unleash Dark Rail If Riders Keep Ignoring Posted Warnings
Today local public transit authority Sound Transit officials said that if light rail riders keep ignoring posted warning signs about standing at a safe...
Report: Canada Geese Tourism to United States Down 85%
In yet another negative impact on the U.S. economy as the tariff wars between the neighboring North American nations escalate, today a report confirmed...
