PacMed Building Not Haunted, Just Has Resting Tower-of-Terror Face
After decades of scaring children and adults alike into thinking a haunted, evil villain’s headquarters plucked straight out of Gotham City was perched up...
New AI Literacy Program Awards Students Free Pizza If They Don’t Know How to Read Books Anymore
Thanks to a generous new grant from Microsoft and the Gates Foundation, a new AI literacy program is awarding Seattle students a free personal...
Ed Sheeran Opener Replacing Macklemore Already Dropped for Saying ‘Free America’
Just hours after Macklemore announced he’d been dropped by Ed Sheeran’s Loop tour for saying “Free Palestine,” his replacement has reportedly also already been...
Area Dad Gets Off on Huge Blonde Birch Taking Big Leafy Dump on Lawn
Today it became abundantly clear that one area father’s kink is watching a huge blonde birch take a big, leafy dump on his front...
Bumbershoot Crowd Walks Out After Investigation Finds Festival Named After Umbrella
All Bumbershoot attendees walked out of Seattle Center en masse today after an investigation confirmed the music festival was named after an old-timey term...
Bumbershoot Threatened By Smaller, Upstart Festival ‘Rain Jacket’
Organizers for this Labor Day Weekend’s Bumbershoot are reportedly still struggling to compete with newer, smaller, and more lightweight music festival “Rain Jacket” as...
Man Not Okay with White Silence Still Pretty Okay with Male Silence
Local white antiracist dude Chase Hedges, who impressed social media followers the world over with his brave calls to end white silence this last...
Shit: Time Warp Back to When Dolly, Tim Curry and U.S. Constitution Were Alive Not Working
Despite multiple attempts at just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right, putting their hands on their hips, bringing...
Home Gardening Virtuoso Successfully Turns $800 into a Side Salad
As Seattle's home gardeners begin their fall harvest this month, today one mistro of the local homegrown produce scene impressed his family and friends...
Fall Bitches Already Fondly Gazing at Summer’s Sweet Demise
Three entire weeks before the first official day of fall, today the Pacific Northwest’s most cinnamon-popping, gourd-decorating fall bitches are reportedly already smiling at...
