Sound Transit Projects Light Rail System Completion at End of Cenozoic Era
To the relief of many Seattle metro area residents today, Sound Transit bumped up the completion date of all pending light rail projects to...
Transplant Celebrating 10 Years in Seattle Fears It’s Too Late to Ask How To Pronounce Sequim
One transplant’s 10-year Seattle anniversary turned from nostalgic celebration to a source of anxiety today after he realized that he might have waited too...
Woman Reports Living in Renton Really Not That Bad
Friends of Renton resident Rachel Hensley are concerned tonight after she reported during happy hour that living in her current city really isn’t that...
Creeptozoologist Uploads Bigfoot Pics to WikiFeet
The field of creeptozoology took one big footstep forward today as local creeptozoologist Dan McDonald uploaded the first clear and confirmed photos of Bigfoot’s...
Museum Employee Keeps Forgetting If They Work at the Henry or the Frye
A local employee of a small Seattle art museum that mostly shows contemporary art admitted this week that they keep mixing up whether they...
Reverse Art Thieves Won’t Stop Adding Paintings to Frye Art Museum
First Hill's Frye Art Museum is reaching out to the community for help dealing with reverse art thieves who won't stop adding new paintings...
Rapidly Aging 23-Year-Old Already Unsure Who Half of Capitol Hill Block Party Lineup Is
It was a sobering day for Cooper Ryan as he opened The Stranger to find an unfamiliar lineup at this year’s Capitol Hill Block...
Seattle Begins Ghosting Rest of Nation by Acting Weird Ahead of Valentine’s Day
Admitting it’s left them on read after winning the Super Bowl on Sunday, today Seattle confessed it’s begun ghosting the Nation by acting weird...
Bird Watcher Caught Honestly Watching Birds
Controversy struck Green Lake Park today after a bird watcher was discovered honestly watching birds.“I rolled over to reapply my sunscreen when I saw...
‘I Would Never Live in That Hellhole City,’ Says Man Already Living in Moses Lake
An Eastern Washington man who took to social media today to bravely announce that he would “never live in that hellhole city” confused thousands...
