Pratt Fine Arts Center Asked to Cancel DIY Classes or Risk Losing Federal Funding
Today Seattle’s Pratt Fine Arts Center became the next educational institution threatened with federal funding cuts by the Trump administration after someone reported them...
New AmazonSmile Charity Lets You Help Burn Down Independent Bookstores
AmazonSmile announced today that customers can now donate a fraction of their purchases to a new charity specializing in setting fire to independent bookstores.“The...
‘Are You Celebrating This Weekend?’ How to Tell If Your Coworker Means Easter or 4/20
Oh no: Your coworker is asking if you’re celebrating this weekend, but you have no idea if they’re talking about getting high for 4/20...
Man Walking Two Perky Pups Reminds Woman His Eyes Are Up Here
A man walking around Green Lake was aghast today when he had to remind a nearby woman that his “eyes are up here,” not...
UW Frat Star Refuses to Get REAL ID, Says Fake ID Works Just Fine
After repeated reminders that acquiring a REAL ID is mandatory federal requirement, 20-year-old University of Washington frat star Brad Ericks assured his friends and...
Pink Pony Club? These Cherry Blossoms Keep Flashing Everyone Their Petals
In what some are calling Seattle’s own Pink Pony Club, crowds of cherry blossoms right in the UW Quad are reportedly flashing everyone their...
Op-ed: Californians Need to Go Back Where They Came From (Except for Eddie Vedder—He’s One of the Good Ones)
By Don Cudd, Seattle Culture Columnist
We all know Seattle is the home of political correctness and
celebrated diversity efforts that are the ultimate panacea for...
Man Irritated by Pride Month Excited to Celebrate 1/37th Irish Heritage
Today one local man took a break from his usual dislike of bright colors and bold celebrations of community pride, especially in June, to...
Strait of Juan de Fuca Admits to Experimenting in College
In a new memoir washing ashore this spring, the Strait of Juan de Fuca chronicles its youth and admits to being not quite as...
3 Ways to Remember Bellevue Still Sucks Even Though They Have Snow Right Now and You Don’t
Even the most confident of Seattleites can sometimes waver in their faith that Bellevue truly and completely sucks at all times in every way,...
