Seattle Barbie Movie Audiences Baffled by Pointy Things Women Are Walking On
As throngs of people set out to watch and celebrate the long-anticipated Barbie movie now out in theaters, Seattle audiences were reportedly baffled by...
The Needling 2018: Top 5 Headlines of the Year
What a year! From the Fremont Troll moving to a Tukwila Applebee's parking lot to the Great Wheel going so fast it skidded off...
Couple Hikes Mount Si to Train for Townhome Stairs
With 3,100 feet of elevation gained in four miles, local hikers say Mount Si is the perfect local trail to train for more strenuous...
K-Pod Yacht Hunters Chart with K-Pop Bop ‘Sunken’
To the delight of their adoring fans, this week local K-Pod yacht hunters officially topped the charted Salish Sea waters with their new K-pop...
Beluga to Sue Raffi Over Nude Baby Beluga Album Cover Photos
The rare beluga spotted this week in Puget Sound revealed in an Elliott Bay press conference today that he’s here to sue world-famous and...
2004 LSAT Study Guide Celebrates 3 Years in Little Free Library
Once a nervous newcomer, today a local 2004 LSAT study guide is celebrating three entire years of residency at one Crown Hill Little Free...
PAX West Attendees Devoured by GameShark
Today tragedy struck PAX West, the largest gaming convention on the West Coast, when a number of attendees were devoured by GameShark."I don't know...
Capitol Hill Block Party Gives Bothell Block Party $20 to ‘Go Get Something Nice’
Bothell, Wash. – This Saturday, downtown Bothell hosts the town’s annual block party and brew fest, featuring a lineup of countless seven bands...
Israel Wins Oscar for Best Performance as ‘Victim’ in Ongoing Genocide
Despite stiff competition from the greatest actors in the world, tonight Israel won the Oscar for Best Performance as “Victim” in Ongoing Genocide, which...
Pearl Jam Album Played Backwards Contains English Language
While searching for subliminal satanic commands, a young Spokane teenager was surprised to instead find discernible English words when playing Pearl Jam’s Yellow Ledbetter...
