Pacific Science Center’s ‘Amazon Rainforest’ Exhibit Lets Kids Explore Ecosystem With Blowtorch
In keeping with a long tradition of innovative educational programs, the Pacific Science Center today unveiled an interactive exhibit that invites curious children to...
Report: Was That Macklemore?
Citywide Macklemore sightings have been on the rise this week, according to reports from local rap enthusiast, Jeff.
“I think I saw him at...
PacMed Building Not Haunted, Just Has Resting Tower-of-Terror Face
After decades of scaring children and adults alike into thinking a haunted, evil villain’s headquarters plucked straight out of Gotham City was perched up...
Modern-Day Casanova Sets First Zoom Date as ‘Recurring Meeting’
The online dating world was set aflutter today as word spread that one modern-day Casanova has been pre-emptively setting first dates up as ‘recurring...
Man Operating Under Assumption He Important Enough to Cancel
Following a flurry of racist and sexist tweets directed towards everyone from Rep. Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez and Dr. Fauci to LeBron James and Lola Bunny,...
Wildlife Camera Catches First Footage of Walking Rainier Bottle Mating with Ivar’s Dancing Clam
Today a hidden wildlife camera caught the first known footage of the much-rumored and not-until-now confirmed mating ritual between two of the Pacific Northwest’s...
Bleary-Eyed Hempfest Organizers Announce Festival Schedule For Last Weekend
After waking bright and early at approximately 1 p.m. today, organizers of Seattle’s flagship cannabis culture event smeared away eyecrust to finally announce Hempfest...
Downtown Solicitor Just Needs Someone to Talk To
Pedestrians whizzing by a man hawking SPCA flyers in Downtown Seattle today walked away with a gnawing feeling that the man may have also...
Report: Rainbows Really Gonna Have to Level It the Fuck Up
A report released today after a thorough overnight research study of Aurora Borealis confirmed that rainbows are in fact going to need to level...
New WebMD Party App Lets You Misdiagnose with Friends
In the spirit of social unity during the coronavirus pandemic, popular panic-inducing medical site WebMD has announced the launch of the new WebMD Party...
