Man Picking Nose In Background of 70,000 UW Cherry Blossom Photos
This week one local man who failed to discreetly pick his nose wound up in the backgrounds of at least 70,000 photos of this year’s cherry blossom bloom at the University of Washington.
“I only...
Babeland’s New Geoduck Vibrator Recalled for Burrowing Too Deep to Dig Out
Today Seattle sex-toy giant Babeland announced it was already recalling its much-anticipated, new geoduck vibrator after multiple customer reports that they were burrowing too deep to dig out.
“Wow, and I thought Diva Cups were...
Experts Find Brown Bear Tri-color Foam Car Wash Effective Alternative to Getting High
Leading scientists concluded in a study released today that splurging for a Brown Bear tri-color foam car wash is an effective alternative to getting high.
“I only had 15 minutes between leaving work and picking...
‘Downtown Bellevue is Cool Now,’ Insists Local Mom
Bellevue residents have long struggled to find
local arts and culture on the Eastside, forcing them to make a trek into the
urban wilds of Seattle -- but that time is over, insists local mom Dotty
Richardson....
Local Couple Expecting First Dog
After several months of keeping their secret to themselves, Julia and Connor Seblisky of Crown Hill have announced on Pinterest-inspired stationary that they are both eagerly anticipating the arrival of their first dog.
“It’s a...
Local Woman Celebrates 5 Years of Acting Amused by Boyfriend’s College Drinking Stories
This holiday weekend, one lucky local lady is celebrating her fifth year of smiling and nodding while her boyfriend tells yet another story about his party days back in college.
“Ah, I remember the...
Macklemore’s New Clothing Line Already Available in Thrift Shop Down the Road
Macklemore fans hoping to pick up a deal on $80 golfing polo shirts from the just-opened Capitol Hill retail shop for his Bogey Boys clothing line are apparently in luck today as most of...
Op-Ed: They’re Building an Apartment Complex Inside Me
Guest post from Off Leash News
I don’t know why I didn’t see it coming. I saw it everywhere: A sign announces a new apartment complex, subsequent and sudden demolition and construction, and some brand...
Seattle’s Anti-Homeless Architecture Enters Art Deco Phase
Seattle’s elite are rejoicing today after the installation of new public fixtures with stylized geometric details designed to ward off people have signaled that the city’s hostile anti-homeless architecture is finally entering its Art...
Indian Mom Influencers Ruin Holi Again by Only Letting Kids Throw Shades of Beige Gulal
Today a group of local Indian mom influencers once again ruined the Festival of Colors, Holi, as bad as mothers who ruin Easter egg dying with beets when they only let their kids throw...
