Today Seattle sex-toy giant Babeland announced it was already recalling its much-anticipated, new geoduck vibrator after multiple customer reports that they were burrowing too deep to dig out.
“Wow, and I thought Diva Cups were bad—shit, this thing really wants to stay in there,” said one customer review on Babeland’s website. “Don’t get me wrong, it still feels great. I uhh ahhhhajkldjsfklds I still just gotta get this thing out before I go to work tomorrow morning.”
Many users reported that every time they almost got their hands on it, it squirted at them and scurried away.
“I mean, I guess I could just keep it in there and let every guy I sleep with now think he made me squirt, but I’d really rather just get it out,” said another customer review. “I’m just lucky I have an ex willing coming over in his clam-diggers to dive in elbow-deep for it.”
Hoping to avoid similar problems with bivalve-themed sex toys in the future, Babeland also announced today that it would not be moving forward with its release of razor clam sex toys for men.
