After advocating for and celebrating the passage of I-638—which effectively forces every girl to get a genital exam in order to play school sports—one local man says he’s tired of everyone assuming he’s anti-trans just because he’s anti-female.
“Whoa, what do you think I am—some kind of monster? I’m not anti-trans,” said proud, self-proclaimed misogynist Chris Healy. “I just preferably want to scare anyone identifying as female out of all demonstrations of strength and confidence through empowering activities such as sports.”
Healy said he and many other I-638 supporters are tired of people making assumptions that they don’t want any trans people to play sports at all.
“Look, if a trans kid was assigned male at birth, we have no problem with them playing boys sports—that’s why the law doesn’t force the same reproductive anatomy exam on boys,” Healy said. “We just wanted to force this requirement on girls specifically to make sure none of them made it out of puberty without some sort of sexual trauma that psychologically scars and hampers them in some way for the rest of their lives.”
At press time, women who supported I-638 and aren’t anti-trans said they were also offended some people think women can’t be just as great at misogyny as men.
