Citywide Macklemore sightings have been on the rise this week, according to reports from local rap enthusiast, Jeff.
“I think I saw him at the Goodwill on Dearborn. I swear to God he drove away on the white walls and everything,” Jeff said in an excited voicemail. When pressed later on why the Grammy-winning artist would be shopping secondhand at 2 pm on a Friday, Jeff replied, “Have you even heard his music?”
Jeff says his friend Aqib also saw him working out at the LA Fitness in Broadview. Blurry photos of a buff, white man in a tank top offer potential corroboration for his account.
“I’d notice that woke AF Hitler Youth haircut anywhere,” said Aqib, who hasn’t viewed any photos of the artist from the last two years.
Though not as compelling a source as Jeff, almost 70,000 people who attended the Macklemore-co-owned Sounders game Sunday at CenturyLink Field said they may have also seen him in town.
“He looked like a grown businessman on-field not playing around with any style that could be viewed as even potentially anti-Semitic, so I can’t be completely sure,” said Sounders fan Sara Wilkins. “But he was still wearing the kind of tortoise-shell sunglasses and leopard-print shirt we dumped at Goodwill after my late great aunt’s estate sale, so still 99% sure it was him.”
