Transplant Celebrating 10 Years in Seattle Fears It’s Too Late to Ask How To Pronounce Sequim
One transplant’s 10-year Seattle anniversary turned from nostalgic celebration to a source of anxiety today after he realized that he might have waited too...
‘Doesn’t Get Much Better Than This,’ Says Seattle Man Enjoying 37-Minute Window of Sunshine at Gas Works
After a long stretch of rain, one local man expressed his gratitude for a 37-minute window of sunshine he enjoyed at Gas Works Park...
Woman Reports Living in Renton Really Not That Bad
Friends of Renton resident Rachel Hensley are concerned tonight after she reported during happy hour that living in her current city really isn’t that...
Creeptozoologist Uploads Bigfoot Pics to WikiFeet
The field of creeptozoology took one big footstep forward today as local creeptozoologist Dan McDonald uploaded the first clear and confirmed photos of Bigfoot’s...
Local Plant Addict Just Signs Paycheck Over Directly to Swansons Nursery
Following a year of ever-expanding home foliage, today one local man resigned himself to his crippling plant addiction by simply signing his entire paycheck...
Bill Gates Releases Epstein Island Reading List
To inspire evermore intellectual discourse and transparency about what high-minded topics one of the richest men alive is pondering these days, today Bill Gates...
K-Pod Yacht Hunters Chart with K-Pop Bop ‘Sunken’
To the delight of their adoring fans, this week local K-Pod yacht hunters officially topped the charted Salish Sea waters with their new K-pop...
Six More Months of Wet Season Predicted as Geoduck Squirts All Over His Shadow
This morning local geoduck legend Whidbey Willy emerged from his cozy beachsand burrow and squirted all over his shadow, predicting six more months of...
Museum Employee Keeps Forgetting If They Work at the Henry or the Frye
A local employee of a small Seattle art museum that mostly shows contemporary art admitted this week that they keep mixing up whether they...
Reverse Art Thieves Won’t Stop Adding Paintings to Frye Art Museum
First Hill's Frye Art Museum is reaching out to the community for help dealing with reverse art thieves who won't stop adding new paintings...
