Dry January Really Just High January
Despite the first month of the year allegedly being Dry January, an entire month dedicated to not drinking alcohol, evidence gathered from one local...
Central District Friendsgiving Begins with Lease Acknowledgment of Previous Tenants
Before enjoying a bounteous Friendsgiving feast together, today the Central District renter hosting the gathering asked everyone to please join him in a lease...
New Children’s Book ‘Good Afternoon Moon’ Celebrates Seattle’s Painfully Early Sunsets
Good Afternoon Moon
In the tight one-bedroom
There was a West Elm couch
And an accent wall
And a picture of
A cow jumping over…something
It was Impressionism.
There were snacks...
Naked Cyclist Wondering Where Everyone Is on Solstice
One lone naked cyclist was seen rolling through Fremont today wondering where everyone is for Solstice.
“Wait, did Solstice start on the 20th this year—or?”...
Man Wins Ugly Sweater Contest By Wearing Startup Hoodie
A local man reportedly took home first place at an Ugly Sweater Contest today after showing up in what judges described as a “late-stage...
Wrong Person Dies Again
Several reports are confirming that, once again, the wrong person has died.
“If you were hoping that if anyone died today that it would be...
Introverted Salmon Anxious About Seeing Childhood Schoolmates In Spawning Stream
An introverted sockeye salmon that has spent the last five years swimming the Pacific Ocean admitted today that it’s not looking forward to seeing...
Couple Hikes Mount Si to Train for Townhome Stairs
With 3,100 feet of elevation gained in four miles, local hikers say Mount Si is the perfect local trail to train for more strenuous...
Family Not Sure What to Do with Other Trees in Costco Christmas 6-Pack
After getting a great Christmas tree deal at Costco and decorating one at home today, one local family admitted they were struggling with what...
Family Finds Little Free Library Under Their Eaves
Today a Wedgwood household discovered the source of several recent book attacks was a little free library that had sprouted on the underside of...
