QUIZ: Did He Ghost You or Is He a Washington State Ferry?
Sometimes it's hard to know whether he ghosted you or is just another Washington State Ferry taking off without you. Take our quiz to...
Space Needle Puts On Stunning New Year’s Northern Lights Show
In a completely deliberate show of laser and firework show art innovation, this year New Year’s at the Needle put on a Northern Lights-inspired...
Spotify Wrapped Shows How Many Attack Drones Your Streams Bought
This year's Spotify Wrapped—the music app's annual recap of your listening habits—includes for the first time a tally of how many attack drones your...
Dry January Really Just High January
Despite the first month of the year allegedly being Dry January, an entire month dedicated to not drinking alcohol, evidence gathered from one local...
Central District Friendsgiving Begins with Lease Acknowledgment of Previous Tenants
Before enjoying a bounteous Friendsgiving feast together, today the Central District renter hosting the gathering asked everyone to please join him in a lease...
New Children’s Book ‘Good Afternoon Moon’ Celebrates Seattle’s Painfully Early Sunsets
Good Afternoon Moon
In the tight one-bedroom
There was a West Elm couch
And an accent wall
And a picture of
A cow jumping over…something
It was Impressionism.
There were snacks...
Naked Cyclist Wondering Where Everyone Is on Solstice
One lone naked cyclist was seen rolling through Fremont today wondering where everyone is for Solstice.
“Wait, did Solstice start on the 20th this year—or?”...
Man Wins Ugly Sweater Contest By Wearing Startup Hoodie
A local man reportedly took home first place at an Ugly Sweater Contest today after showing up in what judges described as a “late-stage...
Wrong Person Dies Again
Several reports are confirming that, once again, the wrong person has died.
“If you were hoping that if anyone died today that it would be...
Introverted Salmon Anxious About Seeing Childhood Schoolmates In Spawning Stream
An introverted sockeye salmon that has spent the last five years swimming the Pacific Ocean admitted today that it’s not looking forward to seeing...
