Washington Middle School Music Teacher Probably High AF
The organic music teaching methods of Daryl “Snacking Eagle” Matthewson have the majority of his Washington Middle School colleagues agreeing that he is, most likely, high as fuck.
Local educators could not confirm whether the...
Adorable! Baby penguin learns to vape
To the delight of the local community, Hewey, the newest baby penguin at Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoo, has learned to vape.
“It was just another normal day at the zoo when a group of teenagers...
Local pet owners inspired by doggedly liberal canine
Belltown – Milo, a six-year-old Dachsund, loves the recent surge in civic engagement, according to his owners, Nick and Angie Desmond.
“In the past six months, we’ve marched for women’s rights, gun control, workers' rights,...
Side hustle actually just a job
Fiona Hayes, a Wallingford blogger who describes herself as a fashionista with a passion for travel and photography, loves to tell her friends about how her fabulous lifestyle became her career.
“I even have time...
Mostly alive John Keister first to be interred in Almost Live mass grave
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Op-Ed: Solve the city’s homelessness crisis by finding Neptune’s Treasure
As the city’s coffers run dry from dumping truckloads of money on the doorsteps of homeless shelters, I, a lowly sea captain, seek your support and gracious funding for an expedition to locate Neptune’s...
Taco Tuesday: Remembering those who have been served
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Grown man dons Star Wars T-shirt for work
For at least the tenth time this month, Peter Franklin, 46, got out of bed and donned a Star Wars T-shirt before heading to a tech job in downtown Seattle.
“Nothing gets me more ready...
Seattle Symphony says “Fuck it”; becomes Pearl Jam cover band
Determined to bounce back after low ticket sales last year, Seattle Symphony conductor Ludovic Morlot is saying “Fuck it” and focusing entirely on Pearl Jam song covers for the next season.
With this change comes...
