Couple Hikes Mount Si to Train for Townhome Stairs
With 3,100 feet of elevation gained in four miles, local hikers say Mount Si is the perfect local trail to train for more strenuous...
Family Not Sure What to Do with Other Trees in Costco Christmas 6-Pack
After getting a great Christmas tree deal at Costco and decorating one at home today, one local family admitted they were struggling with what...
Family Finds Little Free Library Under Their Eaves
Today a Wedgwood household discovered the source of several recent book attacks was a little free library that had sprouted on the underside of...
Area Raccoons Request Halloween Pumpkins Be Put Out Early
Local raccoons came together today to formally request that the public fully give into their autumnal urges this weekend and put out Halloween pumpkins...
Jimmy Kimmel Actually Still More Pissed Seattle Radio Station Fired Him Over Joke About Mariners Owner in 1990
As support poured in for Jimmy Kimmel after ABC indefinitely pulled his late-night show off-air, the comedian admitted in an exclusive interview with The...
Weather Confirms Seattle Still Under Witch’s Curse
As a thick blanket of rain descends on the greater Seattle area for every foreseeable day in the local weather forecast, The Needling’s intrepid...
Seattle Fire Rescues Eddie Vedder Stuck in Tree
One local Eddie Vedder is safe and sound tonight after Seattle Fire rescued them from a high tree branch they somehow climbed up and...
Sasquatch Finds Himself
The hunt is over: After decades of soul-searching, Sasquatch has found himself.Cryptozoologists have been looking for Bigfoot for over a hundred years, but none...
Festive Local Man Already Putting Out Winter Depression Decorations
Too excited to wait on getting in the spirit of his favorite part of rainy season, festive local man Daniel Langley admitted today he’s...
‘Find Him, Fix Him’ App Helps Seattle Men Who Need Therapy Find Women Who Should Know Better
Expanding on the popularity of the city’s “Find It, Fix It” app that sends city crews to fix problems citizens spot and report, today...
