Franz Debuts Budget-friendly ‘Some of the Things’ Bagels
Attempting to address the rising cost of groceries, today Franz Bakery announced its new cost-saving "Some of the Things" bagel."We've listened to the feedback...
Seattle Couple Plans Destination Wedding for West Seattle
Recently engaged Seattle lovebirds Kevin Hwang and Trucy Schmidt formally announced today that their destination wedding will take place on the far-flung shores of...
Entire Relationship Hinges on Getaway Weekend to Orcas Island
Local couple Vanessa and Patrick say they’re excited to relax and have fun on Orcas Island this weekend because only the entire direction of...
The Next Titanic? This Couple on a Bremerton Ferry is Raw-Dogging in a 2002 Toyota Corolla
It’s been almost three decades since Titanic’s Rose and Jack rocked our worlds with their unforgettable love affair at sea. Now two Bremerton-bound lovebirds...
Research Shows Yakima Actually Nothing Like Palm Springs
Contrary to long-held claims made by an infamous Interstate 82 billboard, geographic experts at the prestigious Center for Obvious Studies shocked the world today...
Tire Runoff Delicious, ‘But I Know It’s Bad For Me,’ Says Local Salmon
One local salmon seen binging gallons of tire runoff pouring into the suburban hometown stream he returned to today admitted he knows it’s bad...
Local Doctors Reassure Public Rick Steves Still Doing Just Fine
Today local doctors suddenly swamped with questions about the current health of Rick Steves assured an anxious public that the internationally beloved, Edmonds-based travel...
Novo Nordisk Unveils New, Stronger Ozempic for Your Mom
Just in time for the holidays, today Novo Nordisk announced a new, stronger Ozempic prescription for that beached whale you call Your Mom.
"We needed...
Group of Mountain Climbers Dies on Mountain Everyone Dies On
Today search and rescue teams tragically confirmed that an entire group of mountain climbers died on the mountain everyone dies on.
“They were so excited...
Man Who Got First Red Cup with First Starbucks On It Actually Got Second
Controversy erupted online today when it was discovered a man claiming to have received this year’s first holiday red cup with an illustration of...
