Disturbing New Report Reveals Average American Swallows Several 7-11 Hot Dogs in Sleep Each Year
A disturbing new report released today reveals that the average American swallows up to a half-dozen 7-11 hot dogs in their sleep each year.
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Spokane Admits It Keeps the ‘e’ Because It Hates Itself Too
After years of people speculating about why the Eastern Washington city of Spokane spells its name in a way that inevitably gets it constantly...
Taylor Shellfish Farms Introduces New Easier-to-Clean Geoducks
Today the Puget Sound’s Taylor Shellfish Farms made local seafood history again with the launch of its exclusive new product: pre-cut, easier-to-clean geoducks.
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Alaska Airlines Announces Emotional Baggage Fee
In another financial blow to air travelers after Southwest said it was ending its free two-checked bags policy, today Alaska Airlines said it would...
Starbucks CEO Announces Mass Layoffs Due to Quarterly Earnings Being Down or Up or the Same
Today Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol announced an even larger mass layoff for the corporate coffee giant after quarterly earnings were way down or up...
New Local Brewery Only Allows Dogs and Kids
The latest addition to the Ballard Brewery District, Playground Brewing Company, says that it’s taking the family-friendly brewery model to the next level by...
RFK Jr. Debuts New Free School Lunch Program
In his first order of business after the Senate confirmed him as President Donald Trump’s Health Secretary, today RFK Jr. unveiled the nation’s first...
‘Don’t Worry, I Used to Fly in the Midwest,’ Announces Pilot Moments Before Slowly Sliding Into Parked Planes
As delays at Sea-Tac Airport continue to pile up due to slippery runway conditions, one Midwestern pilot reassured his passengers he was more than...
Luna Park Cafe Implicated in Fonzi Scheme
Popular West Seattle diner and tchotchke paradise Luna Park Cafe had their malt mixer impounded today as they are currently under investigation for running...
The Needling’s Top 10 Boeing Headlines of 2024
What a year for Boeing! The Needling wrote about Boeing literally ten times as much as it has any other year with almost 30...
