Man Smoking Outside Cafe Warns Against Eating Meat
Puffing Winston Lights as he leaned back in the chair of a Capitol Hill cafe’s outdoor patio, local yoga instructor Mark Roeman educated his...
Idiot Buys Blackberries at the Store
Several sources are reporting that a local idiot allegedly drove and walked straight past no less than three million free ripe blackberries growing literally...
We Take a Look Back at the Essential Workers of the Titanic
For today’s #ThrowbackThursday, we’re dipping deep into our archives to pay tribute to the essential workers of the Titanic.
Although almost every single one of...
Seattleite in Vancouver Launches Formal Investigation into WTF That Is
A Seattle resident visiting Vancouver, B.C this weekend confirmed today that she’ll be launching a formal investigation into whatever the fuck that thing that...
Tofurky Petting Zoo Opens at Woodland Park Zoo
Appealing to a growing number of vegan and vegetarian families, today Woodland Park Zoo hosted its first Thanksgiving Day tofurky petting zoo to wide...
City Planner Regrets Layout of New Ridgefield Strip Mall
Excitement for Washington state’s first In-N-Out location near Vancouver was deflated today after the Ridgefield City Planner realized the unfortunately suggestive layout of the...
Boeing Threatens Striking Workers with Airline Tickets
After striking IAMAW members voted to reject the latest labor deal by 64%, Boeing is now threatening the union with airline tickets on Boeing...
Area Cafe Really Pushing It With New Wood Milk
In a bold move, Madison Park’s Cafe Ohm has thrown its hat into the fierce dairy substitute menu game with its newest alternative, wood...
Brewmaster Torn Apart By IPA Junkies Fiending For More Hops
Tragedy
struck a Georgetown brewery today as a beloved brewmaster was torn to shreds by
a ravenous pack of IPA addicts, fiending for more of the...
Low-Paid Non-Union Assembly Sure to Stop Boeing Planes From Falling Out of Sky
In an effort to rebuild trust in its assembly line quality after cutting corners led to several of its planes falling out of the...
