Food & Travel

After a series of near-death experiences in recent months—including a pilot on shrooms trying to crash a plane and an entire chunk of the passenger cabin flying off mid-flight on Friday—today Alaska Airlines said...

It’s that time again, Seattle! The Pacific Northwest’s favorite winter warmer is on tap around the city, with local microchowderies pumping out piping hot pints of creamy, clammy New England nectar. We asked five locals...

It’s been more than two decades since Titanic’s Rose and Jack rocked our worlds with their unforgettable love affair at sea. Now two Bremerton-bound lovebirds aboard the Chimacum are giving them a run for...

The COVID-19 pandemic has claimed yet another beloved, annual tradition—the Cougar Mountain Summer Retreat—leaving housewives across Bellevue devastated in its wake. Cancellation of the long-awaited week of Chardonnay-drinking while watching young men chop firewood came...

A Seattle resident visiting Vancouver, B.C this weekend confirmed today that she’ll be launching a formal investigation into whatever the fuck that thing that looks like it’s trying to be the Space Needle is. “It...

As delays at Sea-Tac Airport continue to pile up due to slippery runway conditions, one Midwestern pilot reassured his passengers he was more than capable of braving the icy takeoff moments before slowly sliding...

Today the SoDo Costco officially opened a second gas station on the other end of its parking lot to help out customers who keep emptying their tanks while looking for a parking spot. “The days...

Twin Peaks devotee Craig Peterson heroically mustered enough strength Wednesday to conceal the cavernous expectation gap between the show’s Double R Diner and the reality of the fictional restaurant’s North Bend setting at Twede’s...

An unlikely surprise awaited Amazon employee Hayden Markwell when he walked into South Lake Union’s Whole Foods Market this afternoon. “Oh shit: Guess who's bringing in the green now?” said Markwell as he rolled...

University of Washington researchers published a landmark study today confirming that the lukewarm, beige slurry that’s been sloshing around at the bottom of your kayak consists of 90% White Claw and pee. “We’ve analyzed the...