Crafty Millennial Just Builds House Out of Avocado Toast
A local cash-strapped millennial stunned neighbors and became an overnight DIY TikTok sensation this week by building the first and likely only home he’ll ever own out of avocado toast.
“I just kept hearing from...
‘Not All Who Wander Are Lost,’ Posts Quarantined Travel Blogger On Awe-Inspiring Trip to Dumpster
Needling travel correspondent Vegan Vagabond is back with a special dispatch from her Capitol Hill apartment complex.
By Vegan Vagabond
The moment the heavy, modern doors of my air-conditioned luxury apartment building swung open, I felt...
Alaska Airlines Trolls CDC Headquarters with ‘Don’t Be Such a Little Bitch’ Skywriting Message
While still attempting to appeal the decision of a Trump-appointed Florida judge that struck down the national travel mask mandate, the CDC was totally owned today when an Alaska Airlines jet wrote “don’t be...
Relentless Pack of Girl Scouts Corners Man in QFC Parking Lot
A local man got more than he bargained for today when he was cornered in a QFC parking lot by a relentless pack of Girl Scouts after he attempted to elude them by slipping...
Witch’s Curse Dooms Man to Pick Wrong Line at Dick’s for Eternity
After callously cutting off a local witch and stealing her parking space at the Wallingford Dick’s, one man has reportedly been cursed to choose the longest, slowest moving line at the beloved Seattle institution...
New Local Brewery Only Allows Dogs and Kids
The latest addition to the Ballard Brewery District, Playground Brewing Company, says that it’s taking the family-friendly brewery model to the next level by only allowing dogs and kids into their tasting room and...
Area Cafe Really Pushing It With New Wood Milk
In a bold move, Madison Park’s Cafe Ohm has thrown its hat into the fierce dairy substitute menu game with its newest alternative, wood milk.
“We were looking for something our Chaturangas could really Dandasana...
Film Fanatic Cousin Ruins Holiday Telling Everyone Where All the Easter Eggs Are
Today a local holiday family gathering was completely upended when a film fanatic cousin couldn’t stop telling everyone where all the Easter eggs were.
“You know, I put a lot of hard work into hiding...
5 Safety Tips for Kayaking the Atmospheric River This Weekend
Planning to enjoy a scenic kayak down the atmospheric river this weekend? Make sure you heed our five top safety tips before heading out to row row row your boat gently down the tropical...
Tourist Trying Not to Look Like Tourist on Tourist Trip
Sources report that after planning a weekend getaway to Seattle from Sunnyvale, California, tourist Jane Simmons’ main objective on her trip this weekend is to not to look like a tourist on her tourist...
