Cranberry Sauce Performs Seductive Little Shimmy Out of Can
Visitors of a local Thanksgiving feast were treated to dinner and a show today after a can of jellied cranberry sauce performed a seductive little shimmy out of its can.
“Ladies and gentleman, it’s the...
Dog Waiting for Mealtime Didn’t Sign Up For This Daylight Savings Bullshit
After mealtimes started suddenly being withheld from dogs across the city for what some canines are calling an eternity this weekend, one local pup is calling out his owner and let him know he...
Seattle Has 50 Names for Salmon: Here Are 38 of Them
1. Copper River
2. King
3. Coho
4. Chinook
5. The Ol’ Silverskinned Boat Boarder
6. Shiny Lips
7. Milt Machine
8. Chum Salmon
9. Mookie Blaylock
10. He Who Shall Not Be Microwaved
11. Puff Daddy Featuring The Lox
12. Pinkish Salmon
13. I want...
Aw! These Oregonians Think Mount Hood Is Worth Taking Pictures Of
One Seattle resident’s quick work trip down to Portland this week led to the discovery of Oregonians who think Mount Hood is actually worth taking photos of and they’re adorable!
“Oh my God, look at...
#SmallBusinessSaturday Hero Eats City’s Entire Supply of Local Burgers, Donuts and Ice Cream
Financially struggling small businesses across the city are hailing Seattle resident Henry Rudolph today as a #SmallBusinessSaturday hero for somehow eating the city’s entire supply of local burgers, donuts and ice cream pints in...
Man Buys Artisan Loaf at Met Market, Forever Abandoning Dreams of Home Ownership
Today Lower Queen Anne resident Daniel Forsythe made the life-altering decision to buy an artisan loaf of garlic rosemary bread at Metropolitan Market, forever abandoning his dreams of home ownership.
“Look, I’d have loved to...
Boeing Offers Vouchers to Stranded Astronauts
After making multiple calls to Boeing to see how they can finally get home as soon as possible, the company generously offered the two Starliner astronauts who have been stranded at the International Space...
Bainbridge Island Thinks It’s Probably Time for You to Leave
Although its local merchants certainly appreciate your business, Bainbridge Island thinks it might be time for you to start headin' home, multiple shopkeepers have now hinted.
“We love the vibrancy city dwellers add to our...
Sunny Weather Packs Ballard Breweries with People Who Think They Recognize Each Other
The Ballard brewery district’s sunny beer patios are reportedly packed this week with scores of people squinting and basking in the glow of community they’re pretty sure they know from somewhere.
“I don't usually go...
Washington’s 5 Most Charming Small Towns to Hide In When You Accidentally Like Someone’s Post from 3 Years Ago
Glacier –Just a 30-minute drive from Mount Baker Ski Area and the last stop on the Mount Baker Highway, this beautiful little town has gorgeous views, incredible hiking, and is the perfect place to...
