Seattle’s Anti-Homeless Architecture Enters Art Deco Phase
Seattle’s elite are rejoicing today after the installation of new public fixtures with stylized geometric details designed to ward off people have signaled that...
Eastside Woman Thinks Seattle Friends Will Hang Out at Her Place Too
After stocking up her new Newcastle duplex with West Elm finishings for the living room and patio, Jennifer Rawley says she can’t wait for...
Fremont Solstice Organizers Draw Line at Naked Unicyclists
As onlookers eagerly awaited the free-spirited Fremont Solstice Parade’s naked bicyclists, event organizers announced that for the first time they had to draw line...
Fremont Troll Reinstates Bridge Toll
Citing the skyrocketing cost of living in Seattle, today the Fremont Troll announced he’s officially reinstated his bridge toll.
Not everyone will have to pay...
Woman Caught Sipping Pumpkin Spice Latte Month Earlier Than Legally Permitted Arrested
Today a local woman who thought she could get away with sneaking in a pumpkin spice latte a full month before it’s legal just...
12 Hospitalized After Gum Wall’s ‘Take a Piece, Leave a Piece’ Promotion
A “Take a Piece, Leave a Piece” promotion at Seattle’s Gum Wall that failed to specify which gum tourists were supposed to take has...
Seattle Barbie Movie Audiences Baffled by Pointy Things Women Are Walking On
As throngs of people set out to watch and celebrate the long-anticipated Barbie movie now out in theaters, Seattle audiences were reportedly baffled by...
Wildlife Camera Catches First Footage of Walking Rainier Bottle Mating with Ivar’s Dancing Clam
Today a hidden wildlife camera caught the first known footage of the much-rumored and not-until-now confirmed mating ritual between two of the Pacific Northwest’s...
West Coast Engulfed in Cloud of Rats Fleeing New York Wildfire Smoke
A beautiful day along the West Coast of laughing and rolling eyes at the East Coast for finally taking a turn at experiencing the...
Ballard Resident Almost Gets Through Filling Out Local Primary Ballot without Using Vomit Bucket
Today one Ballard resident almost became the Evel Knievel of local primary voting when he almost got through filling out his entire ballot without...
