Tacoma Unveils Used Band-Aid Wall To Compete With Pike Place
Long envious of the beloved biohazard to the north, Seattle's Gum Wall, today Tacoma made official its own community-sourced art attraction: The Tacoma Used...
Move Over Bezos Balls: Here Comes Andy Jassy’s Glassy Assy
Move over Bezos Balls! CEO Andy Jassy has announced today that the mass Amazon layoffs will soon fund the region's newest vanity project, a...
Local Historian Records Momentous Event for Future Generations
For the tenth year almost in a row, local historian Greg Keith spent New Year’s recording the Space Needle’s fireworks show with his iPhone,...
Gas Works Park Sledder Suddenly Becomes Lake Union Kayaker
In an amphibious feat the likes of which Seattle snow lovers had never yet seen, today one man sledding at Gas Works Park suddenly...
Space Needle Insists It’s Not That Small, It’s Just Cold Outside
As winter creeps closer and thermostats continue to drop, the Space Needle has once again come forward to insist that it’s not actually that...
Howard Schultz Orders Alderaan Starbucks Be Destroyed to Squash Red Cup Rebellion
As the Red Cup Rebellion continues to gain momentum across the galaxy, Howard “Darth” Schultz has reportedly ordered the Death Starbucks to destroy the...
Disgraced Police Officer Just Asked to Grow Weird Little Mustache Before Being Rehired
After an officer-involved shooting incident last night led to rare disciplinary action, this morning one disgraced Seattle police officer was just asked to just...
Ugh: Neighbor’s Fucking Saturnalia Decorations Already Up
In what feels like a tradition that arrives earlier and earlier
each year, seasonal Saturnalia decorations have already begun to spring up all
over Seattle.
“Look, I...
Macklemore Spotted Lurking Near Climate Pledge Arena Just in Case Kraken Need a Rally Song
With baseball season over and hockey season underway, today local musician Macklemore was spotted lurking near Climate Pledge Arena just in case the Kraken...
City’s Sick Toddlers Announce Plans to Sneeze in Your Face
In a seemingly inevitable move the city feared was coming all week, today Seattle’s sick toddlers formally announced plans to sneeze in your face...
