Amazon Ends ‘Just Walk Out’ Shopping, Announces ‘Just Walk Out’ Layoffs
After Amazon announced last week that they are ending use of its “Just Walk Out” checkout-free shopping at its grocery stores, today the retail...
Fremont Solstice Organizers Draw Line at Naked Unicyclists
As onlookers eagerly awaited the free-spirited Fremont Solstice Parade’s naked bicyclists, event organizers announced that for the first time they had to draw line...
Raccoon Elder Council Recommends Washing Food for 20 Seconds with Weird Little Hands
Unable to resist the allure of a hand-washing related hygiene crisis, the Raccoon Elders Council emerged from their reclusive oak hollows and abandoned burrows...
Mariners Wear New All-Leather Uniforms to Edge Fans for One Last Day
The Mariners surprised the sold-out crowd at T-Mobile Park today with all-leather home alternate uniforms to better edge their fans’ playoff division series hopes...
Pike Place Fish Market to Offer New Smoked Salmon Peeps for Easter
Just in time for Easter this next weekend, Pike Place Fish Market announced today it will be celebrating the holy holiday by selling local...
Zoom Orgy Just Not the Same
While strict social distancing orders have put a damper on the nation’s Caligulan fuck parties, many of Seattle’s most ardent orgy enthusiasts have turned...
Uber Promises Big Tip If Sara Nelson Delivers Their Agenda On Time
With a vote on the rollback of the gig worker minimum wage bill expected as soon as next week, Uber is reportedly offering to...
Jenny Durkan Named ‘Special Corruption Advisor’ Ahead of 2026 FIFA World Cup
Losing no time to prepare after today’s announcement that Seattle would host 2026 World Cup games, FIFA’s president named former Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan...
New Startup “WatR” Enters Home, Tends To Plants You’re Murdering With Negligence
WatR, a new startup described as Rover for house plants,
is being hailed an overnight success for overwhelmed millennials struggling to
provide the absolute bare minimum...
New Parents Excited Ballard Light Rail Line Will Be Finished in Time To Visit Kids at University of Washington
As more details emerge for a future Ballard Light Rail connection, new parents Jim and Claire Thompson are reportedly ecstatic that the light rail...
