Is It Actually Spring or Are You Being Sunlighted?
You know what they say: If you’re in a season that feels and looks too good to be true, it probably is. Here are...
Mariners’ Cal Raleigh Launches Line of ‘Lil’ Dumper’ Baby Diapers
Following the success of his sensational breakout season with the Mariners last year, today Cal “Big Dumper” Raleigh announced that this season he’s capitalizing...
Sound Transit Text Alert Describes Godzilla Attack As ‘Minor Service Delay’
After witnessing a massive lizard monster tear tracks out of the ground and destroy stations with a fiery vengeance today, Sound Transit promptly sent...
Childless Couple Thoughtfully Leaves Out Water Bowl for Friends’ Toddler
One childless couple reportedly went the extra mile ahead of a visit with longtime friends today after they thoughtfully left out a water bowl...
Hipster in Denim Romper Actually Can Change Tire
In a shocking turn of events today, hundreds of people reported witnessing that at least one Capitol Hill hipster wearing a denim romper actually...
Relentless Pack of Girl Scouts Corners Man in QFC Parking Lot
A local man got more than he bargained for today when he was cornered in a QFC parking lot by a relentless pack of...
Man Picking Nose In Background of 70,000 UW Cherry Blossom Photos
This week one local man who failed to discreetly pick his nose wound up in the backgrounds of at least 70,000 photos of this...
Ballard Resident Prepares for Weekend Road-trip to Beacon Hill
Determined to be prepared for the long journey ahead, today Ballard resident Claudia Davis spent the evening carefully planning for her big road trip...
Depressed Californian Moves Up to Seattle for More Sun
Tired by a constant barrage of one rainstorm after another this winter and even early spring, today Californian Katie Berry moved up to Seattle...
Howard Schultz Succeeded by New Starbucks CEO Robusto Cappuccini
Despite saying he might testify at a Senate hearing about his coffee conglomerate’s alleged union-busting’s efforts before a planned retirement next month, Howard Schultz...
