‘Unfortunately Worth It,’ Says Charlie Kirk Bleeding Out from Gunshot Wound
Before completely bleeding out from someone shooting him at Utah Valley University today, conservative 2nd Amendment activist Charlie Kirk assured his loyal fans that...
Bill Gates Compliments Trump on Wife Who Didn’t Ditch Him Just Because He’s in the Epstein Files
Even though he’s no longer leading a major corporation, today Bill Gates said he had to drop by the tech CEO summit at the...
Sen. Maria Cantwell Wishes All the Best for Palestinians She’s Approved Funding to Kill
In a touching and heartfelt post on social media this week, Washington U.S. Senator Maria Cantwell assured her constituents that she wishes all the...
Trump Adds Insult to Injury as He Reboots ‘Strangers with Candy’ without Stephen Colbert
In a twist of the knife after successfully getting his top-ranked late-night show cancelled, President Donald Trump is reportedly also already rebooting cult comedy...
Prime Day Deals on Billionaire Hair Loss Treatments
Once again, Amazon has cut prices down to size with their popular Prime Day sale featuring deals on items shoppers love, including products designed...
NPR Budget Cuts Spawn ‘Some Things Considered’ Program
The Trump administration asked Congress this week to rescind $1.1 billion already allocated for public broadcasting outlets including NPR and PBS, which has led...
FDA Bans Unleaded Baby Formula
In a long-awaited win for followers of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., today the U.S. Health Secretary announced the FDA has officially banned unleaded baby...
Man Celebrates American Independence with Fireworks Only Made in China
Today local man Barry Hughes said his hands-down favorite way to celebrate the indomitable independence, strength and self-reliance of America is fireworks only made...
Hungover Pete Hegseth Mortified He Posted Military Secrets on I-5 Uncle Sam Billboard
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly mortified after waking up this afternoon to discover he accidentally posted military secrets on the I-5...
Kennedy Center Adds 90 Minutes of RFK Jr.’s Warbled Scatting to Summer Jazz Series
Today the Kennedy Center amended their summer programming calendar to incorporate a full hour and a half of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s scratchy, trilled...
