Bellevue Hit-and-Run Narrowed Down to 800 Teslas
Today Bellevue detectives announced a break in last week’s unsolved hit-and-run case, which has now narrowed suspects down to the owners of only 800...
Local Pothole Just Begging City to Fill It Up
In a desperate attempt to get paved, a deep, gushing pothole in Crown Hill is pleading for the city to spill hot asphalt all...
Spirit Gas in Ballard Gets First Customer
For the first time since it placed itself at the Ballard intersection of Market and 24th Ave to sell gasoline at $2 more per...
MyShake Earthquake Warning App Promises Just Enough Notice to Delete Search History
Creators of new earthquake warning app MyShake say the technology gives people an opportunity to use the critical few seconds before a quake strikes...
‘18′ and Concrete Cause I Guess That Matters,’ Says Fremont Troll Tinder Bio
With a dwindling faith that he’ll ever be truly loved and adored for anything but his two-figure phallic length, tonight Fremont Troll cut to...
‘No-no-no-no,’ Whispers Harrell After Mayoral Sash Turned Pink By Red Sock Left In Laundry
Right before his first mayoral inauguration event today, a frantic Bruce Harrell was reportedly heard whispering swears to himself upon finding his mayoral sash...
KUOW Says the Subarus Are Next If You Don’t Become a Sustaining Member
Shortly after Seattle’s local NPR affiliate KUOW reported that a glitch in local Mazdas had the vehicles’ radio stations permanently stuck on KUOW no...
With Passes Open, Seattle Residents Forced to Think of New Excuses for Not Visiting Family in Eastern Washington
Thanks to the tireless work of Washington State Department of Transportation crews and early spring-like weather re-opening all of the state’s major passes again,...
National Coin Shortage No Match for Landlord’s Coin-operated Laundry Fetish
Despite being more than a year into a national coin shortage, nothing can dampen one local landlord’s fetish for quarter-eating laundry machines.
“Call me old...
How to Cope with Being Single During the Holidays While Every Street in Seattle is Getting Plowed
The city’s new snowplow, Sleet Davidson, has already plowed through Marion, Madison, and Cherry while all you managed to do Christmas weekend was swipe...
