Microsoft Worker Still Thinks He Can Convince Friends to Use Bing
In the middle of a heated argument over the name of the actor who played Mr. Belvedere, 34-year-old Microsoft UX Designer Steve Ashby tragically...
Majestic Lake Washington Bald Eagle Shits on Car
A lone bald eagle glided across the still waters of Lake Washington and swooped through the tall Seward Park spruces this afternoon before unleashing...
#TBT: 5 Top-Read Posts for February
If you were buried so deep in an igloo last month that you missed last February's top-read posts, fret not:
1. Howard Schultz Promises...
Kristi Noem Fired After Attempting to Buy, Wear Seattle Hat ‘n’ Boots
President Donald Trump fired Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem today after discovering she had not only blown more than $200 million on...
Harrell to Spend More Time with Most of His Family
After a torturous, week-long vote count that ultimately resulted in him losing a second term as mayor of Seattle to progressive Katie Wilson today,...
‘But Refusing to Tax Billionaires Is My Thing,’ Says Inconsolable Governor Bob Ferguson
Today Washington State Governor Bob Ferguson was inconsolable about Congress’ passage of the Big Beautiful Bill, crying that severely cutting life-saving services while refusing...
Seattle Places Cardboard ‘Free’ Sign On Homeless Encampment In Hopes Portland Takes It
While many cities have taken more direct approaches to offloading their homeless problem to other cities such as providing bus tickets, Seattle has taken...
Ship Collides with Giant Sewer Ball of Lysol Wipes in Puget Sound
Seattle, WA – A Carnival Freedom cruise ship struck a large trashberg of Lysol wipes floating in the middle of Puget Sound this afternoon,...
Cliff Mass Puzzled Weather Radar Did Not Forecast Overnight Shitstorm
Longtime Seattle meteorologist Cliff Mass said he was utterly astounded that his trusty weather radar did not pick up on an obvious incoming shitstorm...
Shocking Report Finds Cle Elum Actually Nowhere Near Enumclaw
Despite seeming like nearby rural cities that were both named by a pioneer named Cleetus, a shocking report released today confirms that the communities...
