Man on Bus Talks
Passengers on King County Metro Route 67 were visibly unsettled this afternoon when Ravenna resident Denton Huntley took a seat and immediately began talking...
Tragedy Strikes As Subscription Box Cave-In Traps Residents In Apartment Lobby
Tragedy struck the Capitol Hill community last night as an avalanche of Prime boxes and frivolous subscription orders trapped residents inside the Sage Quaff...
Experts Warn of Toxic Algae Ghosting After Giving You Weird Rash
With another warm weekend on tap, experts are cautioning people against having one last summertime fling in local lakes filled with toxic algae that...
Mayor Durkan Responds to Requests for Missing June 2020 Text Messages ‘New Phone, Who Dis?’
Despite more than 48 public records requests for text messages she sent during contentious protests in June 2020, Mayor Jenny Durkan has repeatedly responded...
Sound Transit Clarifies People Can Soon Ride Lines 1 and 2, Not Go Number 1 and 2
Jubilation across the Seattle area that people would soon finally be able to go number one or two at any of Sound Transit’s light...
CDC Announces Masks Optional, Glaring At Maskless Passerby Still Required
Under pressure to clarify its COVID-19 guidelines, the Centers for Disease Control this week announced an update to its recommended precautions: Masks are now...
Duwamish River to Remain Green for St. Patrick’s Day
The EPA and Seattle Department of Ecology announced today that the Duwamish River will stay green for the St. Patrick’s Day holiday, and probably...
White Smoke Billowing Out of City Hall Just Rob Saka’s Brain Overheating Thinking About Traffic Medians
Fire officials say the pillars of white smoke billowing out of City Hall is actually just steam shooting out of Seattle City Councilmember Rob...
Park Rangers Advise Hikers to Ward Off Bears by Loudly Announcing Median Housing Prices
As bears reach their most active foraging season to prepare for winter hibernation, park rangers are advising hikers this fall that the most effective...
Capitol Hill Station Finally Opens Public Bathroom
After years of popular demand, today Sound Transit finally opened a public bathroom at its Capitol Hill light rail station located just above its...
