Starbucks Celebrates Women’s History Month by Releasing Mermaid Back into Puget Sound
In a bold and unexpected move for the global coffee empire, Starbucks celebrated Women’s History Month today by finally releasing its iconic mermaid mascot...
Earth Day Hero? This President Just Produced Enough Traffic Gridlock to Make the Entire PNW Go Carless
In what many are calling an Earth Day miracle and unprecedented feat of environmental sustainability, today President Joe Robinette Biden Jr.’s visits to Seattle...
New Drop-in Center for Unhoused Built Entirely from Stacks of Paperwork and Red Tape
Although there are no plans for expanding or expediting access to shelter for people living on Seattle’s streets, today Mayor Bruce Harrell announced the...
How to Cope with Your Local Police Department Being Defunded After It Was Never Defunded
There’s no doubt we’re living in dangerous times. And why? Pandemic? Putin? Unprecedented corporate profiteering? All of those are minor compared to the real...
Local Elected Judge Still Pretty Jazzed You Don’t Know Who the Hell They Are
As the country celebrated the historic confirmation of its first black woman to the U.S. Supreme Court, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, one local elected...
KOMO Special Report: Psst, Hey You Wanna See a Dead Body?
Desperate to distract from former KOMO journalist Jonathan Choe’s Proud Boys puff piece, KOMO News announced today it would be getting back to its...
5 Ways to Keep Believing Crime Rates Are Going Up Even When They’re Not
Sometimes when hard data over the last few decades proves Seattle’s crime rates have drastically decreased, it can be hard to keep the faith...
Microsoft Looks Wistfully at Old Photos from When It Was Region’s Most Hated Tech Company
Sources close to the Microsoft Corporation reported hearing gentle sobbing at its Redmond headquarters today as the company stared at old photos from its...
Activists Rush to Protect Seattle’s Construction Crane Canopy Ecosystem
Proposals threatening to clear-cut Seattle’s lush construction crane canopy came under fire today as development preservation activists packed City Hall.
The towering steel structures currently...
Report: KOMO’s Jonathan Choe Absolutely Sure This Is a Live Shot of Downtown Seattle
In a live Project Seattle #HomelessIndustrialComplex special airing on KOMO today, reporter Jonathan Choe bravely revealed that—contrary to what anyone experienced this morning while...
