Salumi Deli Announces New Charcuterie Replacement Shakes for Gals on the Go
Legendary Seattle delicatessen Salumi has announced they are expanding their menu with a new line of convenient Charcuterie Replacement Shakes for gals on the...
Willows Inn Responds to NYT Exposé with Statement Released in Small, Unsatisfying Portions
Following the New York Times’ expose of worker abuses at the famed fine dining destination on Washington’s Lummi Island, Willows Inn Chef Blaine Wetzel...
Amazon Fresh Pushing New Line of Grass Force-Fed Beef
In an effort to please discerning Prime customer palates slightly concerned about animal welfare, Amazon Fresh announced today its new line of premium grass...
Woman Ages into Vaccine Eligibility While Reading Food Blog Recipe for Easy Cinnamon Rolls
An innocent distraction had unexpected consequences this week when a spry 31-year-old Meghan Powers aged into vaccine eligibility while scrolling down a Kailyn’s Kitchyn...
Valentine’s Plans Include Several Torrid Encounters with Delivery Drivers
Determined to avoid a lonely Valentine’s Day, one Phinney Ridge woman has arranged a busy day filled with several tantalizing and torrid contactless encounters...
Mayor Durkan Brings Sonics Back to Seattle Center Food Court
Fulfilling a promise she made long ago, today Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan announced that she’s finally brought the Sonics back to the Seattle Center...
Monorail Operator ‘Gonna Work On Train With Two Tracks Someday, You’ll See!’
Witnesses say they were perplexed to see veteran Seattle Monorail operator Charlie Osgood shaking his fist outside its windows today while yelling vows to...
Local Sadist Posts Gorgeous Trail Photo on Facebook Hiking Group With No Location
A local Facebook hiking group is reeling tonight after yet another sadist posted a gorgeous trail photo without mentioning its location.
“This sick fuck posted...
Fieri’s Flavortown Gains Competition as Tom Douglas Opens Delivery-Only Flavoure Villa
Not to be outmaneuvered by Guy Fieri’s delivery-only Flavortown Kitchen that just opened in South Lake Union, today local chef and restaurateur Tom Douglas...
Local Geoduck Bragging About Magnum XLs a Bit Much
Dosewallips State Park’s most famous bivalve resident has reportedly been making waves and bragging about his steady supply of Trojan Magnum XL condoms a...
