Entire Relationship Hinges on Getaway Weekend to Orcas Island
Local couple Vanessa and Patrick say they’re excited to relax and have fun on Orcas Island this weekend because only the entire direction of...
The Next Titanic? This Couple on a Bremerton Ferry is Raw-Dogging in a 2002 Toyota Corolla
It’s been almost three decades since Titanic’s Rose and Jack rocked our worlds with their unforgettable love affair at sea. Now two Bremerton-bound lovebirds...
Research Shows Yakima Actually Nothing Like Palm Springs
Contrary to long-held claims made by an infamous Interstate 82 billboard, geographic experts at the prestigious Center for Obvious Studies shocked the world today...
Capitol Hill Dick’s to Compete Against New McDonald’s with Even Stickier, Hairier Ball Pit
After rumors that a McDonalds is opening just up the street in the old vacant Rite-Aid building on Broadway, today Dick’s announced it’s prepared...
Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes
Local marine biologists have discovered one picky orca calf won’t eat their rich unless their mom cuts them into little yacht shapes.
“Bigg's orcas usually...
Juicy Thanksgiving Turkey Obviously Got Saline Injections, Dermal Fillers
Rumors are swirling that the juicy turkey who just arrived at one local Thanksgiving dinner obviously got saline injections and dermal fillers done ahead...
Seattle Aquarium Holds Thanksgiving ‘Orc-Porp-Phin’ Feast for Wealthy Donors
A clandestine Thanksgiving tradition was uncovered this week as intrepid Needling reporters revealed that a cabal of wealthy Seattle Aquarium donors were treated to...
Man Exploring London Names Clocktower ‘Tahoma’ After Mountain 5,000 Miles Away Back Home
A Puyallup man exploring London for the first time announced he’s named the towering clock he discovered today all on his own “Tahoma” after...
Alaska Airlines to Extend Companion Fare to AI Girlfriends
Just in time for holiday travel to visit loved ones, today Alaska Airlines announced that it’s extending its discount Companion Fare to AI girlfriends.
“Here...
Tire Runoff Delicious, ‘But I Know It’s Bad For Me,’ Says Local Salmon
One local salmon seen binging gallons of tire runoff pouring into the suburban hometown stream he returned to today admitted he knows it’s bad...
