Mariners Fans Heading to Game on Ferry Opt for $8 Nacho Upgrade
After agreeing they were all unusually hungry for some reason, Mariners fans heading to the game today on the ferry collectively opted for the...
‘You Didn’t See Shit,’ Local Says to California Tourist Witnessing Sunny Seattle Spring
As locals basked in sunshine utterly surrounded by greenery, flowers, sparkling waters, and unbeatable snow-capped mountain views almost too beautiful together to be true,...
Leavenworth Cabin Renters Now Contractually Obligated to Live, Laugh and/or Love
After a rough winter for everyone, one AirBnb host is contractually requiring their Leavenworth cabin renters to Live, Laugh and/or Love or else pay...
Franz Debuts Budget-friendly ‘Some of the Things’ Bagels
Attempting to address the rising cost of groceries, today Franz Bakery announced its new cost-saving "Some of the Things" bagel."We've listened to the feedback...
Seattle Couple Plans Destination Wedding for West Seattle
Recently engaged Seattle lovebirds Kevin Hwang and Trucy Schmidt formally announced today that their destination wedding will take place on the far-flung shores of...
Entire Relationship Hinges on Getaway Weekend to Orcas Island
Local couple Vanessa and Patrick say they’re excited to relax and have fun on Orcas Island this weekend because only the entire direction of...
The Next Titanic? This Couple on a Bremerton Ferry is Raw-Dogging in a 2002 Toyota Corolla
It’s been almost three decades since Titanic’s Rose and Jack rocked our worlds with their unforgettable love affair at sea. Now two Bremerton-bound lovebirds...
Research Shows Yakima Actually Nothing Like Palm Springs
Contrary to long-held claims made by an infamous Interstate 82 billboard, geographic experts at the prestigious Center for Obvious Studies shocked the world today...
Capitol Hill Dick’s to Compete Against New McDonald’s with Even Stickier, Hairier Ball Pit
After rumors that a McDonalds is opening just up the street in the old vacant Rite-Aid building on Broadway, today Dick’s announced it’s prepared...
Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes
Local marine biologists have discovered one picky orca calf won’t eat their rich unless their mom cuts them into little yacht shapes.
“Bigg's orcas usually...
