13 Years of Using MLK Logo Finally Rids King County of All Systemic Racism
Thirteen years after Seattle-seated King County adopted the image
of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. into its official logo, leaders announced today
that – all on...
Single Xmas-Light Tumbleweed Rolls Down Abandoned Leavenworth Main Street
An eerie quiet has fallen over the
festive town of Leavenworth as holiday crowds have abandoned the snowbound
mountain hamlet, leaving only a lone, tangled tumbleweed...
Former Boeing CEO Awarded $62M Golden Parachute for Successfully Facilitating Exit of 346 Lives
To thank him for an unforgettably clever corporate psychopathy that tested the limits of how many people a multi-billion-dollar company could kill without legal...
8 Movies to Watch All the Way Through While Taking Light Rail This Winter
With Sound Transit’s Connect 2020 construction underway through March, it can only mean one thing for light rail commuters this winter: Cozying up with...
Blue Friday-Dressed Californian Believes He’s ‘Finally Fitting In’
In an adorable show of desperate bandwagoning, one apparently lost Californian confidently wandered into a Downtown Seattle office for today's Blue Friday dressed head-to-toe...
Seattle Public Library to Start Paying People to Read a Damn Book
Seattle
Public Library’s new policy of eliminating all late fees for overdue items that
began on Jan. 2 is already expanding to paying anyone to read...
Pete Carroll Blows Out Jaw, Tears TMJ
In a devastating addition to the Seattle Seahawks' injury report, it appears Head Coach Pete Carroll gnawed into his signature gum so hard this...
Knife Fight Breaks Out Amongst Ravenna Roommates Over Composting Argument
A clash over proper composting methods between two rival roommates in an eco-friendly Ravenna household today reportedly resulted in an old-fashioned knifefight for the...
Metropolitan Market Introduces New ‘Prepared Friends To-Go’
Queen Anne, Seattle – The Seattle Grocery Store
Wars are heating up again today as upscale retailer Metropolitan Market
released “Prepared Friends To-Go,” a new service...
Desperate Pete Carroll Spends Sunday Morning Luring Marshawn Lynch to CenturyLink with Trail of Skittles
Facing a slew of injuries heading into the final game of the regular season, a desperate Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll spent game...
