Croc Martens Crossover Footwear Event to End Humanity as We Know It
In what some are calling the fast-fashion event of the millennia, Crocs and Dr. Martens said that next week they’ll be simultaneously releasing their...
Environmental Hero? This Woman Pees in the Shower
Sustainable living advocates the world over are reportedly hailing a new environmental hero today after Seattle resident Becca Strombold valiantly peed in the shower...
Tim Eyman Busted Stealing Virtual Chair from New Seattle NFT Museum
Just a week after reports that he owes Washington state more than $5 million in campaign finance violation fines, Tim Eyman was reportedly caught...
Baby in Nirvana Onesie Probably Never Even Saw Them Live
Seattle grunge music scene alumni are calling one local infant a “total poser” and "fake" for wearing a onesie bearing the logo of legendary...
Beluga to Sue Raffi Over Nude Baby Beluga Album Cover Photos
The rare beluga spotted this week in Puget Sound revealed in an Elliott Bay press conference today that he’s here to sue world-famous and...
Macklemore’s New Clothing Line Already Available in Thrift Shop Down the Road
Macklemore fans hoping to pick up a deal on $80 golfing polo shirts from the just-opened Capitol Hill retail shop for his Bogey Boys...
Slick Lynnwood Guy Knows the Best Redbox in Town
Known locally as "The Tech King of Lynnwood," 53-year-old Dale Stevens exclusively confirmed with The Needling that he's got the Redbox with the best...
Single Withered Carrot Raised Aloft from Garden Like Excalibur
After an entire summer of carefully tending to a new vegetable garden on an at least daily basis, several witnesses say that neighbor Garrett...
COVID a Little Nervous for First Day Back at School
After a long summer vacation in Florida, a local viral COVID-19 particle confessed today that she has a lot of anxiety and trepidation over...
Washington State Fair Ring Toss Prizes All Ivermectin This Year
At the opening of the annual Washington State Fair this Labor Day Weekend, fairgoers say they were shocked and, in some cases, pleasantly surprised...
