Stuart Sloan Installs Periscope to Peep Over Court-ordered Denny Blaine Nudity Wall
Moments after the City of Seattle installed a fence with plastic sheets in response to a court order designed to protect millionaires from seeing...
Trump Takes Over SPD, No One Notices
Although President Donald Trump made good today on his threat to take over the Seattle Police Department, the city did not immediately appear to...
Light Rail to Eastside Delayed Again as I-90 Bridge Troll Asks Particularly Challenging Riddle
Today Sound Transit announced yet another delay in connecting Seattle’s light rail to the Eastside after the I-90 Bridge Troll asked a particularly challenging...
Israeli Settlers Already Practicing Land Acknowledgements to Use In 20 Years
Today Israeli settlers responded to criticism that they keep openly stealing land, homes and life from innocent Palestinians with a solemn promise that they’re...
Trump Grows Bored of Tariffs After Learning an Even Newer Word
Donald Trump suddenly reversed his stance on tariffs after an intern made the rookie mistake of saying an even newer word in his company,...
Midnight Light Rail Test Last Time It Will Ever Run That Late
After making its first picturesque and historic voyage across Lake Washington in a midnight light rail test last week, today Sound Transit confirmed that...
Katie Wilson Assures Bruce Harrell She Just Wants the Seattle Mayor’s Office, Not Parking Spot
As progressive underdog Katie Wilson’s primary election lead against incumbent Bruce Harrell soared past eight points with more than 50% of the vote Friday,...
Missing Link Found Alive and Shivering in Seattle City Councilmember’s Basement
The 1.4-mile gap of the Burke-Gilman Trail missing for over 30 years was freed from the damp, padlocked basement of Seattle City Councilmember Dan...
Last Public Bathroom Dies in Captivity
Seattle’s last public bathroom, “Brownie”, died last night in her Downtown home, marking 57 years since she was separated from her wild, unlocked pod...
World Mental Health Day Pushed Down and Ignored
In yet another major win for the emotionally checked-out, advocates’ efforts to spread awareness of resources for today’s World Mental Health Day were once...
