Local Mom to Cure Homelessness Epidemic with Essential Oils
After her recent visit to the Home and Garden Show, Bothell mom Beverly Carlisle has “just the thing” for the rash of homelessness plaguing...
Dirty Nalgene Water Bottle Brews Own Kombucha
One University of Washington sophomore’s happy accident in a dirty Nalgene bottle has led to a flavor sensation hitting the University District: small-batch, hand-fermented...
Zoom Orgy Just Not the Same
While strict social distancing orders have put a damper on the nation’s Caligulan fuck parties, many of Seattle’s most ardent orgy enthusiasts have turned...
Wenatchee Man Not Wearing Flannel Ironically Enough
Reports are pouring in that a Wenatchee man chopping his own firewood after a long day of hard work in the yard is not...
Recipe for Three-Day Existential Carrot Soup
Three days to make a carrot soup may sound like a big commitment, but the tasty results and hours of contemplation about the nature...
WWE Confirms Jay the Snake Monday Night Raw Match Against Cold COVID-19
Rumors circulating since President Donald Trump called Washington State Governor Jay Inslee “a snake” Friday are true: Jay the Snake will return to the...
Seattle Mullet Association Inducts 5,000 New Members
Cheers and whoops erupted during this month’s virtual meeting of the Seattle Mullet Association as 5,000 new dues-paying members were inducted into the famed...
Millennial Homeowner Branded Witch, Pelted with Avocado Toast in Town Square
A raucous scene erupted today after it was discovered that a local millennial actually owns her own home, prompting neighboring renters to brand her...
Morning Sidewalk Traffic Report: Couple Just Fucking Standing There
Pedestrians have been backed up in multiple directions and taking detours all morning due to a couple stalled in the left sidewalk lane, reportedly...
Target Unveils New High-Waisted Mom Masks
With the need for protective facial masks at an all-time high and Mother’s Day just around the corner, Target has unveiled the new High-Waisted...
