After 20 Years, Listeners Powering KEXP with Hand Crank Finally Get Beanie
Listener-powered 90.3 KEXP has finally awarded their Amplifier donors with a beanie after two decades of generating power to the station via a giant...
Galentine’s Day Gathering Swells into Category 5 Brunch Bender
The worst fears of those monitoring the inevitable havoc of a local Galentine’s Day gathering were confirmed late this morning when it made landfall...
KUOW Says the Subarus Are Next If You Don’t Become a Sustaining Member
Shortly after Seattle’s local NPR affiliate KUOW reported that a glitch in local Mazdas had the vehicles’ radio stations permanently stuck on KUOW no...
With Passes Open, Seattle Residents Forced to Think of New Excuses for Not Visiting Family in Eastern Washington
Thanks to the tireless work of Washington State Department of Transportation crews and early spring-like weather re-opening all of the state’s major passes again,...
National Coin Shortage No Match for Landlord’s Coin-operated Laundry Fetish
Despite being more than a year into a national coin shortage, nothing can dampen one local landlord’s fetish for quarter-eating laundry machines.
“Call me old...
How to Cope with Being Single During the Holidays While Every Street in Seattle is Getting Plowed
The city’s new snowplow, Sleet Davidson, has already plowed through Marion, Madison, and Cherry while all you managed to do Christmas weekend was swipe...
Interrogation of Local Meteorologist About Chances of White Christmas Enters Day Five
Now on their fifth grueling day of interrogating Seattle National Weather Service meteorologist Stan Hodges in a dark basement, local reporters investigating whether we’re...
Santa to Leave Lumps of West Seattle Bridge in Naughty Kids Stockings
Naughty children could be in for a surprise this holiday season after reports emerged that Santa would be leaving large chunks of rubble from...
Croc Martens Crossover Footwear Event to End Humanity as We Know It
In what some are calling the fast-fashion event of the millennia, Crocs and Dr. Martens said that next week they’ll be simultaneously releasing their...
Elf on the Shelf Loses Job to Automation
A tenured seasonal employee was unceremoniously laid off today after one local family decided to replace their longtime Elf on the Shelf with Amazon’s...
