Bruce Harrell Unveils Plan to Create 1,000 New Prison Beds for Homeless
Following up on his campaign promise to create 1,000 new beds for the homeless, today new Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell unveiled plans to generously...
Environmental Hero? This Woman Pees in the Shower
Sustainable living advocates the world over are reportedly hailing a new environmental hero today after Seattle resident Becca Strombold valiantly peed in the shower...
Medicare-for-All Downgraded to 10 Minutes Alone with Joe Biden’s Medicine Cabinet
Democratic lawmakers announced today that they are officially backpedaling on the original promise of Medicare-for-All, instead opting for the more feasible healthcare option of...
Mayor Harrell to Extend Eviction Moratorium So Everyone Has Time to Move into Their Vacation Houses
After much anticipation over whether renters financially ravaged by the pandemic would suddenly be facing the end of Seattle’s eviction moratorium this weekend on...
Tim Eyman Busted Stealing Virtual Chair from New Seattle NFT Museum
Just a week after reports that he owes Washington state more than $5 million in campaign finance violation fines, Tim Eyman was reportedly caught...
Man Stuck in Aurora COVID Test Line Hoping to Make it Past Home Depot by Next Variant
With COVID cases surging and the Aurora testing line backed up for miles, one local man is holding out hope that he can make...
New King County Mental Health Initiative Mandates Juanita’s Chips and Beecher’s Mac & Cheese be Covered by Insurance
Heeding the call to beef up local mental health resources as the Seattle area enters the thick of rainy post-holiday season during a seemingly...
Ann Davison Disbarred from Garfield High School Mock Trial
Ann Davison, Seattle’s City Attorney-elect, was permanently disbarred from Garfield High’s mock trial team today when she kept interrupting a fictional murder trial to...
Idaho Announces State Capitol Wide Open for the Taking If Anyone Wants It
Feeling left out of the Jan. 6 Capitol Riot anniversary media frenzy, the State of Idaho suddenly announced today that its Capitol building in...
Baby in Nirvana Onesie Probably Never Even Saw Them Live
Seattle grunge music scene alumni are calling one local infant a “total poser” and "fake" for wearing a onesie bearing the logo of legendary...
