Durkan Gives Farewell Speech to Supporter
Today, on one of her last days in office, embattled Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan gave an impassioned farewell speech to a sitting room only...
The Needling’s Top 2021 Headlines
Although it’s hard to say which of The Needling’s 2021 headlines delivered the best of Seattle’s Only Real Fake News because we grew and...
‘Gender Pay Gaps Persist,’ Reports Newsroom Where Gender Pay Gaps Persist
Despite the inauguration of the first female Vice President in United States history earlier this year proving both sexism and racism are pretty much...
Mom Lusting for Le Creuset Dutch Oven Only Wants “Happy Children” for Christmas
Despite clearly biting her lip and shivering with pleasure as she stroked a Marseille blue Le Creuset Dutch oven at Sur la Table, local...
Elf Escapes, Recounts Harrowing Time in Captivity at Tacoma Elf Storage
For years, “Tacoma Elf Storage” was thought to be a fun, holiday lark by the owners of Tacoma Self Storage, but after a daring...
5 Essentials for Cozy Fall Weekend Camping in the Left Lane
Temperatures may be dipping and more rain be dripping, but none of that has to stop you from taking your time to enjoy a...
Ice Skating Rink Voted Most Romantic Place to Break Your Tailbone
A new local poll revealed today that festive lovebirds don’t need to look further than their local ice skating rink to find the most...
Local Midwesterner Rolls Eyes at Seattleites’ Inability to Drive in a Tornado
As surprise tornado warnings kept Western Washington residents cowering inside their homes today, one Missouri transplant is scoffing at Seattleites’ pathetic inability to drive...
NextDoor User Reports Pervert Standing Outside Wearing Nothing but Top Hat and Scarf
The popular nosy neighbor app NextDoor is buzzing with concern today after a user reported warnings of an alleged pervert in the neighborhood wearing...
Bruce Harrell Celebrates Win by Moving to Seattle
After locking up an overwhelming election victory today to become the Emerald City’s next mayor, Bruce Harrell celebrated tonight by moving all the way...
