Harrell Hosts City of Seattle Job Fair at Annual Holiday Family Reunion
Today Seattle Mayor-Elect Bruce Harrell announced another set senior appointments for his administration after a successful City of Seattle Job Fair at his annual...
2-for-1 Flash Sale Begins on ‘In This House We Believe’ and ‘Recall Sawant’ Yard Signs
Just days after a Seattle special election with only one item on the ballot, a Madrona printshop says they’re already flooded with customers taking...
Melinda and MacKenzie Announce New Initiative to Help Women at Risk of Dating Tech Bros
Two of the richest women in the world—divorcees of tech billionaires Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates—announced today that for this year’s season of giving...
Jenny Durkan Teases New Public Record Dropping January 6
While the city awaits the results of the Recall Sawant special election, Mayor Jenny Durkan unexpectedly took back the spotlight today by teasing a...
Broken Light Rail Escalators to Be Renamed the ‘Mitch Hedberg Memorial Temporary Stairs’
Today Sound Transit announced that instead of ever finding a way to make sure escalators at the Capitol Hill Light Rail station work at...
PCC Markets to Host Gluten-Themed Haunted House
Local clean-eating co-op grocer PCC Community Markets just announced that tonight they’ll be transforming their markets into spooky haunted houses called “Frankenfood Manor.”
“Member-customers will...
Alex Honnold’s Credibility Questioned After Reports He Uses Ropes in Offseason
Shocking reports from Smith Rock State Park surfaced today after eyewitnesses claimed to have seen legendary free-solo rock climber Alex Honnold using a rope...
New Capitol Hill BBQ Restaurant Offers Vaped Meats
Ever on the cutting edge of local cuisine and lung-pollution, one new Capitol Hill BBQ restaurant is now satisfying cravings for both at the...
PCC Self-Checkouts Unionize as Grocery Workers Local 1101011
Worried they could one day meet the same fate as their unionized human cashier predecessors, self-checkout stands at local grocery co-op PCC announced via...
Seattle Residents Ask Commuters to ‘Drive Like Your Tesla Parks Here’
Hoping to quell speeding cars racing through residential streets, Seattleites across the city are reportedly replacing their “Drive Like Your Kids Live Here” signs...
