Google Scientist Convinced AI Sentient After It Says Original Starbucks Is Overrated
A Google scientist sounded the alarms that the tech giant’s LaMDA artificial intelligence had become sentient this week after the AI proclaimed it deeply...
Improv Team Relieved There’s New Variant to Blame for Low Show Attendance
Initially worried people simply didn’t want to watch a 25-minute, long-form improv set at 7 p.m. on a Tuesday, local improv team Lisa Frank’s...
Broadmoor Golf Club Warns Equal Property Tax Would Raise Membership Dues from $300,000 to Staggering $301,000
Upon hearing rumors of a proposal that would end publicly subsidized property taxes for private golf clubs, members of Seattle’s Broadmoor Golf Club panicked...
In Celebration of Pride Month, Amazon Acquires LGBTQI+ Community
Laying to rest all doubts of their authentic commitment to and celebration of Pride Month, corporate tech giant Amazon announced today it’s making its...
Uber Introduces ‘UberTrunk’ for Riders Desperate to Avoid Human Contact
Uber Black. Uber Pool. The ill-advised Uber Lap. The popular ride sharing service has tested the waters with numerous configurations, but the company has...
Lucky Break? This Podcaster’s Best Friend Mysteriously Disappeared
After struggling for years to make it in the crowded true-crime podcast genre, local podcaster Sarah Findlay finally caught a lucky break last week...
Bellevue Dad with COVID Ready to Spend Quality Time Infecting His Kids
Extolling the virtues of work/life balance in a heartfelt LinkedIn post today, Bellevue tech executive Bryan Anderson announced this week that he’s excited to...
Local Homeowner in Critical Condition After Witnessing Homelessness
A local Madison Park homeowner is in critical condition at Harborview tonight after tragically witnessing the reality of homelessness in Downtown Seattle this afternoon.
“I...
Crafty Millennial Just Builds House Out of Avocado Toast
A local cash-strapped millennial stunned neighbors and became an overnight DIY TikTok sensation this week by building the first and likely only home he’ll...
Monsanto Releases Spring Software Update to Make Next Wave of Flowers Bloom
This morning Monsanto issued a spring software update to a subset of PNW plants that enables the next wave of flowers to bloom across...
