Blue Origin Lunar Lander Delivered to Wrong Moon
After a promised delivery to its intended address fell through this morning, today Blue Origin confirmed its lunar lander was in fact delivered to...
Artemis II Astronauts Say Microsoft Teams Not Working Either
After experiencing a Microsoft Outlook outage shortly after entering orbit this week, today Artemis II astronauts reported that Teams was also not working either...
Drone Using AI to Target Nation’s Greatest Security Threat Blows Up White House
In a completely tragic accident, today a drone using AI to target and take down the nation’s greatest security threat has mistakenly blown up...
ICE Agents Just Making Sure They’re the Only Terrorists at Airport
Today ICE began filling in for unpaid TSA workers at airports across the country to make sure that ICE agents were the only terrorists...
Joe Kent Resigns in Protest of Starting Wars Against Brown People Abroad Instead of at Home
Today former Washington Congressional candidate Joe Kent stepped down from his Trump-appointed counter-terrorism director position in opposition to the president’s war on brown people...
Environmental Hero Makes Fossil Fuels Too Expensive for Anyone to Keep Using
Accomplishing what no other green energy advocate has before, this month environmental hero President Donald Trump successfully created so much indefinite economic turmoil in...
ICE Agents Still in Hospital After Being Shot Repeatedly by iPhones
Several ICE agents are still in the hospital today after being shot repeatedly by iPhones over the weekend.
“These attempted assassins shot our agents straight...
Federal Agents Shoot 2 People in Portland Who Threatened to Exist
Just a day after an ICE agent killed a mother in Minneapolis, federal agents shot two people in Portland Thursday after they allegedly threatened...
ICE Agent Still Not Sure He’s Wearing Baklava Right
Although one local ICE agent said he was initially happy to buy his own uniform and gear to carry out cruel extrajudicial crimes against...
Trump Demands to Be Considered a Holocaust Survivor
Jealous of the attention they got all day Tuesday for Holocaust Remembrance Day, President Donald Trump is now reportedly demanding to be considered a...
