Joe Kent Resigns in Protest of Starting Wars Against Brown People Abroad Instead of at Home
Today former Washington Congressional candidate Joe Kent stepped down from his Trump-appointed counter-terrorism director position in opposition to the president’s war on brown people...
Environmental Hero Makes Fossil Fuels Too Expensive for Anyone to Keep Using
Accomplishing what no other green energy advocate has before, this month environmental hero President Donald Trump successfully created so much indefinite economic turmoil in...
ICE Agents Still in Hospital After Being Shot Repeatedly by iPhones
Several ICE agents are still in the hospital today after being shot repeatedly by iPhones over the weekend.
“These attempted assassins shot our agents straight...
Federal Agents Shoot 2 People in Portland Who Threatened to Exist
Just a day after an ICE agent killed a mother in Minneapolis, federal agents shot two people in Portland Thursday after they allegedly threatened...
ICE Agent Still Not Sure He’s Wearing Baklava Right
Although one local ICE agent said he was initially happy to buy his own uniform and gear to carry out cruel extrajudicial crimes against...
Trump Demands to Be Considered a Holocaust Survivor
Jealous of the attention they got all day Tuesday for Holocaust Remembrance Day, President Donald Trump is now reportedly demanding to be considered a...
Protester Bites Off ICE Agent’s Micropenis
After getting mad at ICE just because they publicly executed ICU nurse Alex Pretti in the street for recording them with his iPhone, DHS...
Democratic Leadership Threatens to Drop More F-Bombs
In their strongest stand against the violent federal invasion of Minneapolis this month, today top Democratic officials threatened to drop more F-bombs on ICE...
Diary Reveals MLK Also Had Second Dream Where He Had Jetpacks for Feet
A newly discovered diary shares that, in addition to having a dream his children wouldn’t be judged by the color of their skin, Dr....
Trump, Rubio Back Off Greenland After Learning Its Snow Not Kind You Snort
After threatening to do so all week, the Trump administration is reportedly backing off plans to invade Greenland next after learning its snow is...
