Cool! New Half Mile of Bike Lane Funnels Cyclists Straight into Portal to Hell
The City of Seattle cemented its longtime reputation as a bike-friendly utopia this week with the addition of a half-mile of dedicated bike lane...
Seattleites Reiterate That Chris Pratt from Lake Stevens
In the wake of a viral interview quoting him as loving RFK Jr., Seattle residents once again gathered at an official press conference this...
Microsoft Implements Return to Work Somewhere Else Policy
Today Microsoft confirmed rumors that its Redmond headquarters is implementing a five days a week return to work somewhere else policy for all employees....
Bruce Harrell Quietly Changes LinkedIn Profile to Open to Work
After a 9.5-point Seattle mayoral primary loss to his underdog opponent Katie Wilson last week, his chief of staff’s resignation earlier this week, and...
Gov. Ferguson’s Austerity Cuts Force Washington State Ferry Passengers to Swim the Last 30 Feet to Shore
Due to state budget cuts mandated by Gov. Bob Ferguson, today Washington State Ferries announced passengers of its aging and maintenance-prone fleet will now...
Desperate Bruce Harrell Shows Progressive Bona Fides at Denny Blaine Nude Beach
Fearful of losing ground to progressive challenger Katie Wilson, today Mayor Bruce Harrell was spotted showing his left-leaning qualifications at the Denny Blaine Park...
SPD Confident They Can Brutalize Minorities without Federal Help
After witnessing the mayor of Los Angeles have to order an unwelcome ICE and National Guard brigade out of MacArthur Park today, the Seattle...
Mayor Harrell Threatens to Move Back to Bellevue If Katie Wilson Wins This Fall
After coming up short on primary night despite his expected invincibility as the local political establishment’s PAC-funded pick, today Mayor Bruce Harrell threatened to...
‘But Refusing to Tax Billionaires Is My Thing,’ Says Inconsolable Governor Bob Ferguson
Today Washington State Governor Bob Ferguson was inconsolable about Congress’ passage of the Big Beautiful Bill, crying that severely cutting life-saving services while refusing...
Goodspaceguy Names Greatspacegal Successor to Intergalactic Political Campaign Empire
After the perennial, 25-time candidate was suddenly nowhere to be seen on this year’s primary ballot, today Goodspaceguy confirmed he is retiring and has...
