Hipster in Denim Romper Actually Can Change Tire
In a shocking turn of events today, hundreds of people reported witnessing that at least one Capitol Hill hipster wearing a denim romper actually...
Relentless Pack of Girl Scouts Corners Man in QFC Parking Lot
A local man got more than he bargained for today when he was cornered in a QFC parking lot by a relentless pack of...
Man Picking Nose In Background of 70,000 UW Cherry Blossom Photos
This week one local man who failed to discreetly pick his nose wound up in the backgrounds of at least 70,000 photos of this...
Ballard Resident Prepares for Weekend Road-trip to Beacon Hill
Determined to be prepared for the long journey ahead, today Ballard resident Claudia Davis spent the evening carefully planning for her big road trip...
State of Washington Gives Up, Will Change Name to Seattle
Tired of explaining that they do not live in the District of Columbia or an amorphous city-state that stretches from the Pacific Ocean to...
‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Author Reveals Book Inspired by Sadomasochistic Relationship with E-Line Bus
In an exclusive interview with The Needling, Fifty Shades of Grey author E.L. James revealed her best-selling series was actually inspired by a brief...
Determined to Seal Deal on First Stanley Cup Victory, Kraken Sign New Goalie Tonya Harding
Building off the momentum of securing their first visit to the Stanley Cup playoffs last week, today the Seattle Kraken confirmed its late-season signing...
Remote Worker Saving Environment by Stationary Biking to Work
Committing to never harm the environment by driving a car to work again, today local remote employee Jimmy Stills vowed the only way he’s...
Tractor Tavern Changes Name to ‘That Beard Band Place’
Beloved Ballard music venue Tractor Tavern announced suddenly
today that, due to popular involuntary rebrand, it’s officially changed its
name to ‘That Beard Band Place.’
“There’s so...
Local Mom Blows Dust Off Uneaten Marshmallow Peeps for 7th Straight Year
Continuing an Easter tradition like no other, today one local Mom retrieved the uneaten marshmallow peeps from a box in the garage and blew...
