Proud Boys Slain By Sex Minotaur at Center of Club Z Labyrinth
Police are investigating the disappearance of six members of the Proud Boys, a white power gang, who were last seen early this evening navigating...
Bothell Man to Sneak Joint Into Hempfest
Bothell resident Charles Campbell said he was ecstatic today
to announce his plans to sneak a joint into Hempfest, which he’s clearly
attending for the first...
UW Cryptographer Finally Cracks Ancient ‘Yellow Ledbetter’ Language
Citing it as a historic breakthrough in lyrical cryptography, a University of Washington researcher has finally deciphered the mysterious language of 'Yellow Ledbetter,' which...
REI Unveils Outdoor Retail Industry’s First Bridal Collection
The days of wearing Instagram-worthy wilderness-bound wedding dresses atop the world’s highest peaks without Gore-Tex and moisture-wicking SmartWool are over says REI, which unveiled...
Space Needle Elevator Operator Tries New Joke
Seattle Center - In his second tourist season as a Space Needle elevator operator, Utah native Caiden Alger reports his new joke absolutely killed...
Car Review: Tesla Model 3 Offers More Sustainable Ways of Being Asshole
What you’ve heard is true: Our road tests confirm that the 2019 Tesla Model 3 offers the same opportunities to drive like a complete...
Quiz: Which Seattle City Council Candidate’s Mustache Are You?
With August 6 local primary and special election ballots due by mail postmark today or King County ballot drop box by 8 p.m. tonight,...
KOMO Reports Orca Transients Taking Over Puget Sound, Residents Struggling
In another special report from KOMO reporter Eric Johnson, it appears the recession of the Puget Sound’s resident orcas may have a lot to...
Friends Feign Excitement About Bonfire Invitation
Friends of Seattle resident Emily Hennings are celebrating her bold showing of social initiative this week — an invitation to a Saturday evening Golden...
520 Bridge Twitter Feeds to Launch Weekly Podcast
The official and unofficial 520 Bridge Twitter accounts announced today they’re crossing over into the podcast world this summer with weekly episodes of “Just...
