Man Laments Closing Of Local Businesses He Never Frequents
While attending a birthday party he organized at The Hard Rock Cafe, Seattle resident Allan Williams mourned the loss of several local businesses, none...
Walmart Rolls Out the Ceremonial Grandma For Black Friday Shoppers
A Walmart in Kent treated a special group of early Black Friday shoppers to celebrity treatment this morning when they rolled out the Ceremonial...
Seattle Aquarium Unveils Thanksgiving ‘Orc-Porp-Phin’ Feast for Wealthy Donors
A clandestine Thanksgiving tradition was uncovered this week, as intrepid Needling reporters revealed that a cabal of wealthy Seattle Aquarium donors were treated to...
Nordstrom Rack Holiday Parade to Feature Fruit Stripe Zebra, Chandler Bing Balloons
This Friday, Seattle will host its first real attempt to compete with New York City’s famed Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade with a dazzling downtown...
‘Downtown Bellevue is Cool Now,’ Insists Local Mom
Bellevue residents have long struggled to find
local arts and culture on the Eastside, forcing them to make a trek into the
urban wilds of Seattle...
Confused Supporters Mistakenly Revive The Lusty Lady Following ‘Save Our Box Show’ Campaign
The grassroots Save the Showbox campaign was dealt a major blow today as it was discovered that paperwork had accidentally been misfiled in support...
Seattle Pizza Week Extended to Seattle Pizza Year for Dave
Citywide purveyors of Seattle Pizza Week’s $2 slice extravaganza have confirmed that last week’s annual event has officially been extended into Pizza Year for...
Seattle Native Succumbs to Violent Stab Wounds
Mourners gathered today at a downtown makeshift memorial to honor the life and legacy of Dr. Walter Jensen, a local ophthalmologist and pillar of...
Report: Was That Macklemore?
Citywide Macklemore sightings have been on the rise this week, according to reports from local rap enthusiast, Jeff.
“I think I saw him at...
Glass-Blowing Date Kind of Blowing
Recent Tinder matches Jacob Sucero and Connie DeLuca’s illusions that one introductory, Groupon-discounted glass-blowing class would double as proof of each other’s dedication to...
