Our Top 6 Real Fake News Headlines Mistaken for Fake Real News
Here at The Needling, we take our credibility as Seattle’s Only Real Fake News as seriously as possible. We say it at the top...
Marie Kondo Sheds Single Tear as Pickup Truck Full of Toilet Paper Speeds By
A peaceful day of tidying up was interrupted this afternoon when international minimalist sensation Marie Kondo witnessed a pickup truck hauling a 10-foot high...
Bar Trivia Team Left Looking for Answers After Season Cancellation
A dedicated bar trivia team of three good friends and five
casual acquaintances, all of whom have unsuccessfully dated each other, say
they’re struggling tonight after...
Raccoon Elder Council Recommends Washing Food for 20 Seconds with Weird Little Hands
Unable to resist the allure of a hand-washing related hygiene crisis, the Raccoon Elders Council emerged from their reclusive oak hollows and abandoned burrows...
Trump Supporter Tests Positive for Deadly Democratic Hoax
After days of suffering a fever, cough and chest tightness
worrisome enough to warrant hospitalization, doctors have confirmed local Trump
supporter Craig Duncan, 45, has tested...
Seahawks GM Finally Asks Pete Carroll to Chew Gum with Mouth Closed
By Guest Sports Correspondent Dustin Nickerson
As the coronavirus continues to spread and citizens everywhere take preventive measures to stop the transmission of germs, Seahawks...
Vegan Vows to Drive All Steaks Off Mercer Island
Cursing the carnal eating of juicy, sliced-beef hindquarters at homes and restaurants across Mercer Island, vegan Wolf Michaels vowed today to rid the Lake...
Prolonged Quarantine Threatens to Deplete Local Hygge Reserves
Extra blankets at the ready and tea kettle bubbling, Fremont couple Henry and June Culbert's cozy nights have rapidly turned to quiet desperation as...
Mariners Fans Expect Cancelled MLB Season Would Be Best M’s Season in Years
By Guest Mariners Correspondent Dustin Nickerson
In the midst of COVID-19 outbreaks across the country, cancellations of several high-profile sporting league calendars have Seattle Mariners...
Greedy Local Newspapers Finally Take Down Paywalls
In what some are calling a coronavirus-era miracle, the few poorly paid and overworked reporters who still remain in the local newspaper industry for...
