Uber Introduces ‘UberTrunk’ for Riders Desperate to Avoid Human Contact
Uber Black. Uber Pool. The ill-advised Uber Lap. The popular ride sharing service has tested the waters with numerous configurations, but the company has...
Lucky Break? This Podcaster’s Best Friend Mysteriously Disappeared
After struggling for years to make it in the crowded true-crime podcast genre, local podcaster Sarah Findlay finally caught a lucky break last week...
Bellevue Dad with COVID Ready to Spend Quality Time Infecting His Kids
Extolling the virtues of work/life balance in a heartfelt LinkedIn post today, Bellevue tech executive Bryan Anderson announced this week that he’s excited to...
Date Fails to Impress with Dave Matthews Encounter Story
Despite a carefully honed exposition designed to hold suspense until his tale’s climactic reveal, tonight Ravenna resident Jacob Bransen failed to impress Tinder date...
MOHAI Curator Wakes Up from Nightmare About Acquiring Gum Wall
After a tormented night of believing the Gum Wall would be the next Seattle landmark getting donated to MOHAI to make way for construction...
Disappointing: Dale Chihuly Reveals Not a Single Thing in Glass Museum is a Bong
Glass-blowing enthusiasts and stoners alike are distraught today after an interview with world-famous glass artist Dale Chihuly revealed that not a single thing in...
Dog Daycare Significantly Nicer Than Nearby Public School
As public school funding continues to decrease across the country, local teachers began to express concern that the nearby dog daycare, the Muttessori Pawcademy,...
Seattleites Pumped for First Day of Sunburn
Swimsuits, boats and paddleboards at the ready to end a 3-day June weekend on a high note, today Seattleites all over the city said...
Cold Weather Leads to First G-Rated Fremont Solstice Parade
Families rejoiced today as the cold, overcast June weather turned the Fremont Solstice Parade into its first G-Rated, genitalia-free version of the treasured annual...
Landlord Requiring $500 Deposit for Sleep Paralysis Demon
With rents skyrocketing and housing inventory shrinking, area landlords have reportedly decided to expand pet rent surcharges to now include a $500 deposit for...
