Local 57-Year-Old Still Enjoying ‘Young Adult’ Status at Church
While some bemoan the dwindling numbers of faithful Christian followers at churches all across the Pacific Northwest, local 57-year-old churchgoer Sarah Bostwick says she’s...
Axe Throwing Bar with Liquor License Honestly Expected at Least One Maiming by Now
Though overjoyed that the Washington state legislature recently finally allowed all axe-throwing bars to apply for liquor licenses, the owner of Capitol Hill’s Blade...
Macklemore’s Designer Clothing Shop Turns Away Customer with Only $20 In His Pocket
Today the brick-and-mortar location of Macklemore’s designer golfing clothes brand at University Village, Bogey Boys, threw out a man who allegedly popped all of...
Neighbor Apparently Pretty Jazzed About 5th, 6th and 7th of July Too
Demonstrating a zest for life and/or explosions unbeknownst to most humans—many of whom could hardly even muster enough enthusiasm for the Fourth of July...
MOHAI Denies Kim Kardashian’s Request to Wear J.P. Patches’ Jacket
Following Kim Kardashian’s controversial wearing of Marilyn Monroe’s gown for the Met Gala in May, Seattle’s Museum of History & Industry (MOHAI) confirmed today...
Seattle Freeze? This Woman Got All Weird After I Asked to Pet Her Baby
Before I moved to Seattle, everyone warned me about three things: bad weather, worse traffic, and the Seattle Freeze. As a parent, I heard...
Google Scientist Convinced AI Sentient After It Says Original Starbucks Is Overrated
A Google scientist sounded the alarms that the tech giant’s LaMDA artificial intelligence had become sentient this week after the AI proclaimed it deeply...
Improv Team Relieved There’s New Variant to Blame for Low Show Attendance
Initially worried people simply didn’t want to watch a 25-minute, long-form improv set at 7 p.m. on a Tuesday, local improv team Lisa Frank’s...
Broadmoor Golf Club Warns Equal Property Tax Would Raise Membership Dues from $300,000 to Staggering $301,000
Upon hearing rumors of a proposal that would end publicly subsidized property taxes for private golf clubs, members of Seattle’s Broadmoor Golf Club panicked...
In Celebration of Pride Month, Amazon Acquires LGBTQI+ Community
Laying to rest all doubts of their authentic commitment to and celebration of Pride Month, corporate tech giant Amazon announced today it’s making its...
