Hipster in Denim Romper Actually Can Change Tire
In a shocking turn of events today, hundreds of people reported witnessing that at least one Capitol Hill hipster wearing a denim romper actually...
Man Picking Nose In Background of 70,000 UW Cherry Blossom Photos
This week one local man who failed to discreetly pick his nose wound up in the backgrounds of at least 70,000 photos of this...
Depressed Californian Moves Up to Seattle for More Sun
Tired by a constant barrage of one rainstorm after another this winter and even early spring, today Californian Katie Berry moved up to Seattle...
6’5 Guy Not Such Hot Shit Now That He’s Blocking Everyone’s View at The Showbox
One local 6’5 guy has gone from dating-app darling to most hated man at The Showbox and perhaps beyond today after parking himself in...
Tractor Tavern Changes Name to ‘That Beard Band Place’
Beloved Ballard music venue Tractor Tavern announced suddenly
today that, due to popular involuntary rebrand, it’s officially changed its
name to ‘That Beard Band Place.’
“There’s so...
SAM Announces SAAAM: Seattle All Appropriated Art Museum
Following the success of the Seattle Art Museum (SAM) and the Seattle Asian Art Museum (SAAM), today administrators were excited to announce the upcoming...
State Parks Stages Intervention After New Smokey Bear Poster Warns ‘Only You Can Get Me Some More Cocaine’
Today Washington State Parks in collaboration with the Department of Natural Resources announced they had to stage an intervention for beloved fire prevention spokesman...
Frigid Seattle Weather Forces Mardi Gras Partiers to Only Flash Arc’teryx Base Layers
Fat Tuesday’s cold February weather forced dozens of Seattle Mardi Gras revelers to settle for only flashing their Arc-teryx mid and base layers at...
West Seattle Woman Too Goth to Even Work At Luna Park Café
According to shocked local witnesses, yesterday Morticia Wormwood was turned away from a job interview at West Seattle’s famous 50’s diner, Luna Park Café,...
Seattle ‘Love Is Blind’ Singles Instantly Fall in Love Over Shared Passion for Avoiding Eye Contact
A teaser trailer out today for this season’s Seattle-based “Love Is Blind” dating reality show reveals this may be the series’ most successful yet...
