Capitol Hill Residents Low-Key Excited to Complain About Block Party
The Capitol Hill Block Party is this weekend and the gayborhood is low-key buzzing with excitement about how they’ll complain about it this year.
“Last...
Summer Recipes for Boiling Alive in Your A/C-less Apartment
With blistering summer days ahead, The Needling Test Kitchen compiled their favorite recipes for slowly roasting in your scalding hot apartment.Sweat-Braised Renter with Rainier...
Scientists Discover First Law of Motion Does Not Apply to Route 8 Buses
As many have suspected after years of studying why it’s so hard to get King County Metro Route 8 buses—aka "The L8"—to reach any...
Prime Day Deals on Billionaire Hair Loss Treatments
Once again, Amazon has cut prices down to size with their popular Prime Day sale featuring deals on items shoppers love, including products designed...
Councilmember Cathy Moore Steps Down to Spend More Time at Home Lowering Ethics Standards of Family
After wide public criticism of her bill that would have eliminated a financial conflict of interest ethics law, today Seattle City Councilmember Cathy Moore...
Geologists: Mount Rainier Will Not Erupt During Your Lifetime, with Possible Exception of Very End
Washington state geologists confirmed today that, according to their most recent research study, Mount Rainier definitely won’t erupt at any point during your lifetime,...
Mariners Honor Big Dumper by Transforming ‘Hit It Here Cafe’ into ‘The Dump’
The Mariners announced their decision to honor Cal 'Big Dumper' Raleigh today by transforming the "Hit It Here Café” into “The Dump.”
"Cal has hit...
Seattleites Enjoy Perfect First Day of Summer
Cozy in their knit turtleneck sweaters while sipping a warm mug safe from the cloudy cold outside, Seattleites across the city said the weather...
Phew! City Always Has Enough Seattle Police Officers Around to Harass Queer Community
Despite years of citing severe staffing shortages as the reason Seattle police can’t respond fast enough or at all to many serious crimes, today...
Bruce Harrell Endorsers Encouraged to Blink Twice If They Need Help
Surprised to see progressive names like Teresa Mosqueda, Pramila Jayapal and Claudia Balducci openly supporting the re-election of a man repeatedly credibly accused of...
