Bezos Honors Amazon Workers by Toasting with Employee Pee Bottle
In a heartfelt tribute to the workforce that made his empire possible, today Amazon founder Jeff Bezos raised a vintage bottle of Amazon employee...
Sonics Fans Reach NBA Final Stage of Grief
After the team that was once the SuperSonics, the Oklahoma Thunder, won their first NBA Finals Championship since leaving Seattle 17 years ago, sources...
Nice! Blue State Governor Who Isn’t Going to End Slavery in Prisons Celebrates Juneteenth
Unlike a bunch of racist MAGA governors of deep red states, Washington state residents rejoiced Thursday in having a blue-state governor like Bob Ferguson...
Local Icebreaker Ship Just Sitting There Not Breaking ICE Faces Open
Despite the all-hands-on-deck situations Americans are facing at home and abroad, local Icebreaker ship USCGC "Cutter" Healy is reportedly just sitting there at its...
Nation Agrees Your Tiny, One-Road Country Town Definitely The One Getting Nuked by Iran
In a rare showing of national unity, the entire country has come together today to agree that your minuscule, strategically insignificant town is fucking...
Lawn Care Daddy Edges Grass to Perfection
Neighbors are reporting that early this morning they heard local lawn care daddy Terry Winchel yet again edge his grass to perfection.
“It seems like...
NPR Budget Cuts Spawn ‘Some Things Considered’ Program
The Trump administration asked Congress this week to rescind $1.1 billion already allocated for public broadcasting outlets including NPR and PBS, which has led...
Help SPD Name Its New Urban Warfare Tank!
Wealth inequality is at an all-time high, underfunded schools are closing, and the city's unhoused population is exploding. Thankfully we live in one of...
Pod of Orcas Ignored as Ferry Passengers Marvel at Rare Cargo Ship Entering Port of Seattle
Lucky ferry passengers, who were almost too distracted by a pod of orcas breaching in Elliott Bay to notice, caught a rare glimpse today...
Enumclaw Bar Protests Seattle PrideFest with HorseFest
This weekend Enumclaw cowboy bar Ol’ Whips and Chains Watering Hole said it’s countering Seattle’s PrideFest celebration with its first and far more wholesome...
