SPD Confident They Can Brutalize Minorities without Federal Help
After witnessing the mayor of Los Angeles have to order an unwelcome ICE and National Guard brigade out of MacArthur Park today, the Seattle...
Mayor Harrell Threatens to Move Back to Bellevue If Katie Wilson Wins This Fall
After coming up short on primary night despite his expected invincibility as the local political establishment’s PAC-funded pick, today Mayor Bruce Harrell threatened to...
‘But Refusing to Tax Billionaires Is My Thing,’ Says Inconsolable Governor Bob Ferguson
Today Washington State Governor Bob Ferguson was inconsolable about Congress’ passage of the Big Beautiful Bill, crying that severely cutting life-saving services while refusing...
Childless Couple Asked to Leave Columbia City Farmers Market
Today a couple who had the audacity to sit on a nearby picnic blanket eating fresh, local fruits and goodies in peace was kicked...
Goodspaceguy Names Greatspacegal Successor to Intergalactic Political Campaign Empire
After the perennial, 25-time candidate was suddenly nowhere to be seen on this year’s primary ballot, today Goodspaceguy confirmed he is retiring and has...
Sen. Maria Cantwell Wishes All the Best for Palestinians She’s Approved Funding to Kill
In a touching and heartfelt post on social media this week, Washington U.S. Senator Maria Cantwell assured her constituents that she wishes all the...
Plot to Force Venice Bezos Wedding Relocation Onto Yacht All Going According to Plan
Protesters say a plot to force Jeff Bezos’ wedding to relocate from any of Venice's famous landmarks onto a yacht is all going according...
Minnesota Dad Unconvinced That Seattle Isn’t on the Coast
Despite pleadings from a son who has lived in Seattle for more than a decade, Minnesota father of five Tim Edwards remains resolute in...
Grindr Crashes During Fleet Week
As sailors disembarked their ships for Fleet Week in Seattle after months at sea, Grindr immediately crashed, initiating a call for emergency hookup networks.
“I...
Opponents of Denny Blaine Nude Beach Propose DeGenitalized Zone
After failing to construct a playground intended to disrupt the historically queer nude beach at Denny Blaine Park and then failing to have the...
