Duff McKagan’s ‘Sea-Tac Voiceovers’ Voted Best Recordings Since ‘Appetite for Destruction’
In a recent vote ranking the best recordings by former Guns N’ Roses bassist and Seattle resident Duff McKagan, the Seattle Harmonious Institution of...
Presidential Hopeful Jay Inslee Touts Seattle Freeze As Answer to Global Warming
In a CNN Town Hall aired live Wednesday night, Wash. State Governor Jay Inslee argued he was uniquely qualified to elevate public discourse on...
Pillage & Rape: Ballard’s New Viking-themed Hotspot Is a Scream
There’s a reason theme-bar lovers are flocking to Seattle’s number one haunt for wannabe Vikings, and that is Pillage & Rape’s painstaking attention to...
Chillr, New Seattle Dating App, Offers Easier Ghosting
A new app exclusively serving the Seattle metro area has swept through the local dating scene by implementing what users say are more ways...
Romantic: Couple Watching Discovery Park Sunset Successfully Ignores Smell of Raw Sewage
With a brilliant sunset in the works, 27-year-old Xavier Wilson declared nothing--nay, not even endless wafts of day-old human feces--could spoil his Friday evening...
Woman Takes Perverse Pleasure in Being Rained On
One woman exposed herself in public today as someone who takes perverse pleasure in being rained on, according to several witnesses who just moved...
Bike-Share Rider Infestation Threatens Skater Boy Ecosystem
After thriving within Seattle city limits for the last two decades as one of its most beloved and recognizable native species, the common skater...
REPORT: Literally Everything In Fremont Boutique Is Sooooooo Cute
Local officials have issued a report confirming that sisters Taylor and Daphne Ward could not even today because literally everything in the Fremont boutique...
Downtown Solicitor Just Needs Someone to Talk To
Pedestrians whizzing by a man hawking SPCA flyers in Downtown Seattle today walked away with a gnawing feeling that the man may have also...
Seattle Forced to Drive Portland to Soccer Practice
After recently acquiring a driver’s licence, Seattle is being forced to drive Portland to soccer practice this afternoon.
The news came in from a...
