One woman exposed herself in public today as someone who takes perverse pleasure in being rained on, according to several witnesses who just moved to Seattle.
“She was just outside with no umbrella at all, letting precipitation splash her right in the face,” said an incredulous Stacey McDonald, who recently moved to Seattle from Calabasas, Calif. “It’s like she didn’t even care about her makeup and hair — I just can’t comprehend doing that!”
Some witnesses say the woman even seemed celebratory in the middle of the shower.
“Last week when the rest of us were enjoying the sun and warm temperatures — like an early summer! — she looked annoyed and depressed,” said an anonymous coworker originally from Florida. “It’s like she’s only happy when it rains.”
At press time, the woman was escalating her precipitation exposure after mounting a bike and riding it all the way home.
